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ratman

1. supervillain, ratman appears only in darkness, his deeds of evil include starting portugese soccer riots, pouring beer in David Beckhams gold plated underpants, and knitting oversized jumpers for his mum.
Watchout David Beckham!!! Watchout for your arse, ratman is among us!!! There is evil among us master!!! Evil I say!!!
by Karl Marx June 30, 2004
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Halo 2

The only device ever created that can exceed the pleasure of sex. Halo 2 will be the best game ever. It is truly tEh 1337 pWnage badasstastic game. Nothing can even compare to Halo 2.
Evil Towel:You will have to choose, Towlie, between saving your friends, or playing Halo 2.
Towlie:I choose, HALO 2!
by Karl Marx November 3, 2004
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English

1. A people whose main form of crime is drive-by arguments, and police officers with funny hats who cudgel hobos. They are arrogant and annoying bastards.
2. The most prevalant language in todays world, and the cause of a lot of problems i.e when native american children who beaten unless they spoke it. English is a bastardized form of Latin. But even though it is evil, you should still respect it as a language, and stop using it like the morons on Neopets!
omgzzzzzzzzzz did u no dat i cud beet ne1 in a gam of ches. That is a form of bastardized English. Translation: *Lot's of inthusiasm* Did you know that I could beat anyone in a game of Chess? If you wish to see more of Bastardized English, go to the chat boards of www.neopets.com.
by Karl Marx December 19, 2004
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Fahrenheit 9/11

Best damn movie I've ever seen. Michael Moore is a genius. I don't care what people say about him. He is bringing the facts to everyone. Bush is a lying bastard that started a war for oil profits. BURN BUSH!
by Karl Marx October 24, 2004
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Star Wars

Beautiful trilogy made by a genius. It has inspired countless video games, books, and fan fiction. Those who have not seen the trilogy yet are sinners, and should repent by watching the movies. The prequels are not Star Wars. They are bastardizations of an excellent story. They don't even make sense. How does such a pussy become the badass that is Darth Vader?
If you like the prequels better than the originals, then you are twisted bastard that would make Hitler vomit! Shame on you George Lucas, how could kill your own work?!
by Karl Marx December 1, 2004
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Imperialism

1)See Star Wars
2)See Gulf War 2
An act of enterprising. In other words, going from place to place, shoving your evil capitalist beliefs down everyones throats, then raiding the countries natural resources and leaving the country with 'freedom' Often used in the sentences with other words, like George Bush, Capitalism, OMFG Bush is a bastard and, WTF is americas problem?! Oil is the number 1 cause of imperialism.
OMFG, George Bush is such a fucked up imperialist/capitalist bastard, WTF is americas problem? SIMPLE! GEORGE BUSH!
by Karl Marx October 14, 2004
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Jean Chretien

Former Canadian Prime Minister (That means leader of the country for you Americans) and the only guy with the balls to not support Prejudice Bush. He was a fine leader who kept getting re-elected because Canada is full of Liberals(I love this country) He retired because, well I don't no why, and left an asshole in charge. Paul Martin fucked up big. Oh and his speech is off because half of his face is paralyzed.
by Karl Marx October 26, 2004
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