fox sports net

The stoopid network that blacks out my local HI-Definition broadcast during hockey season. Good for people that are still forced to watch low def sports.
Damn you Fox Sports Network, go pedal your low-def analog signal somewhere else!
by Karl Hungus November 05, 2004
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neuticles

My dog has a phat ass pair of neuticles.
by Karl Hungus December 02, 2003
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Cat in a toilet

The art of taking a domesticated feline, preferably an adult one and putting in a toilet bowl and closing the lid. It is a daunting chore akin to getting a dog into a bathtub. Very tricky, but once you have it down, it is pure joy.
Stacie was tired of that old tabby cat, so she put that cat in a toilet. And when she let it out, it ran out of the house and never came back. Great way to un-ass a stupid cat.

I never noticed how big Katlyn's mouthhole was until she crushed that cinnamon bun. I bet you could stuff your pork sword and your whole coin purse in her maw. It would be a task, like getting a cat in a toilet.
by Karl Hungus February 05, 2023
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Bowelgebra

Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom and do some problems in bowelgebra.
by Karl Hungus January 12, 2004
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Step Two

As opposed to taking the time to do something by the numbers or per the provided instructions, you throw out the plan and proceed directly to step two. In other words, fuck it.
Chris saw that he was short on time as well as patience when he came up to the jump, and needed to catch up. So he said he was going to step two and said fuck it and goosed the throttle and got into the air.
by Karl Hungus March 08, 2023
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Dick Lean

Giving another person or sometimes and inanimate object an extra intimate hug. And when you do, you straddle the target area with one or more leg so that your dick region, or where a pen15 object may grow or where one used to grow, or where you want to grow one, physically rubs up against your significant item. It is literally the opposite of a one arm- ass-out hug, and it is also meant to be the exact opposite. You want your sausage in their pocket, and you want them to know it is there, and you care.
I hadn't seen Stu in years, and I missed him. So, I went in for a loving dick lean. And to my surprise and joy, he dick leaned me back! We just stood their and leaned in some more.
by Karl Hungus February 05, 2023
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PCCG

Perma-Closeted Christian Gay: Not that there is anything wrong with that. PCCG is a term used to identify a gay man, who is in the closet, permanently. And perpetrates a Christian ideology, but in the back of his mind he is bottom and a half, getting tooled out by a unfriendly bear. A PCCG is often found felt shamed and guilty for his carnal pleasures that are stowed away deep in his proverbial closet.
Tyler hip checked that PCCG this morning at work, I swear he busted chub then ran off to cleanse his pipes.
by Karl Hungus October 02, 2023
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