k. jordan's definitions
by k. jordan April 7, 2009
Get the Twinjurymug. When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.
Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!
Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.
OR
Mom: why is there food all over Junior?
Dad: He short spooned me
Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.
OR
Mom: why is there food all over Junior?
Dad: He short spooned me
by k. jordan February 25, 2009
Get the Short spooningmug. Bold Italicized Underlined: used in reference to the tool bar above word documents. Typically used in text messages when you don’t have such a tool bar available.
Did you see Becky just walked up and kicked Justin in the junk and stuff?
Like N.W.! Why?!
She heard that he skipped the home coming dance the go screw some slut. But he was at like the hospital with his sick Grandpa or something!
He's soooo sweet!
Yeah and Becky is a B.I.U. Bitch!
Like N.W.! Why?!
She heard that he skipped the home coming dance the go screw some slut. But he was at like the hospital with his sick Grandpa or something!
He's soooo sweet!
Yeah and Becky is a B.I.U. Bitch!
by k. jordan January 12, 2009
Get the B.I.U.mug. Making reference to any Championship where the game is played on a neutral field. Such as the Super Bowl or the B.C.S. Championship.
The Cowboys maybe good in the regular season, but with Romo Leading the way, I don't think tey will make the trip.
by k. jordan August 6, 2008
Get the Make the trip.mug. A sports official that is blatently calling games for the home team. Typically found in high school and ametuer sporting events.
"I can't believe that ref called him for ruffing the passer. He didn't even touch him!"
"Yeah, that ref is a total homer!"
"Yeah, that ref is a total homer!"
by k. jordan August 3, 2007
Get the Homermug. by k. jordan June 10, 2021
Get the spitting rainmug. by k. jordan January 3, 2008
Get the sexed inmug.