laptopfreak

To hate desktop keyboards and big fat CRT monitors.

To hate not being mobile.

To wish someone were in your lap.
Gees, I'm a laptopfreak.
by Justin March 09, 2005
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Diablozone

I went to diablozone.com last night and got banned by csullivan for being a moron.
by Justin August 07, 2004
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Wrangler Skoal Ring

A mark (ring) in your jeans where u keep your skoal. (chew, dip)
Wow, he has a wrangler skoal ring in his pants. He must like Mr. Dips.
by Justin August 10, 2004
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eldophile

A young person that which is sexually inclined to an adult.
Justin who is 19, likes Scott who is 28.
by Justin March 07, 2005
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Dranakin

Dranakin will soon save everybody, using direct democracy.
by Justin July 21, 2004
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hoosafuj

The substance that accumulates on a unhygenic black womans taint when she wipes back to front on a regular basis.
I went down on the trik, and my tounge ran over some hoosafuj and i put my clothes on and ran out the door screaming "BITCH WASH THAT SHIT!"
by Justin April 14, 2004
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