28 definitions by justice

beeotch

Urban term of endearment used by males to describe their significant other.

yeah me and my beeotch was just maxin when the 5-0 rolled up on us.

by justice October 16, 2002

turd herd

n. A collection of many smaller sized turds, generally resultant from drinking too many cheap beers, such that after a bowel movement, the bottom of the bowl resembles a still of bison moving across the plains.

Wow - I had way to many Golden Anniversary's last night. Right after breakfast I dropped quite a turd herd.

by justice April 23, 2005

G

short term for Gaffle.
or to steal

Ol dude left his doors unlocked so i decided to break in and g all of his stuff.

by justice October 16, 2002

san glans

adj. Being of the type of husband so dominated by his wife, that he may as well not only have had his testicles removed, but also the most important part of his penis.

Jeez - did you hear how Joe just let his wife scream at him like that in front of company. Man that dude is so sans glans.

by justice April 23, 2005

a barrel full of smashed assholes

n. Theoretically, an awful thing. Quite literally though, a barrel, containing any number of assholes that have been previously smashed.

Oh no, holy shit! That girl who just came in the bar - she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes!

by justice April 23, 2005

Bleaoch

What urban thugs use to Lighten their hair.

Yo mufucka pass me the bleaoch im fittin to frost my hair.

by justice October 16, 2002

gonad

Balls, Scrotum, Nuts, Bizalls, Jiz Bag, giggleberries, yogurt factory, nads, kahonies, ka-chachkas.

i just barely grazed one gonad accross the chair and man did it hurt

by justice October 16, 2002