justanothervictimoftheghetto's definitions

Window Cleft

noun. A small pyramidal-shaped section of unwashed windshield glass, which is a result of the windshield wipers not being able to reach it. It is usually located at the bottom center of the glass.

Daughter: Mom, why is that little shark fin on the window?

Mother: Oh honey, that's called a window cleft. It's there because the windshield wipers don't wipe that part.

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 13, 2010

Nigger Spooning

A game commonly played by whites where a group of Caucasians drive around town in search of an African American. When spotted, one member (not the driver) of the group throws a spoon at the black person yelling the word "NIGGER!" as loud as possible. If said person misses, the driver proceeds to jam on the brakes and the thrower must fetch the spoon and get back in to the car. However if the he/she hits the black person with the spoon, the driver proceeds down the road and it is the next person's turn.

Ron: Hey, me and a few of my friends went nigger spooning last night and it was so fun, Carl missed and a nigger kicked the shit out of him and he was rushed to the hospital after we bailed.

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 14, 2010

moose knucklette

a tiny or "baby" moose knuckle on a midget, short person, or youngin'

"hey look at that midget wearing yoga pants, lol you can its moose knucklette"

by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 10, 2010

Weekend Savant

One who is not noticed by the majority of his community during the week, but expresses great knowledge of the art of partying on weekends. When confronted during the week about the prior weekend, he/she shall give no immediate response or acknowledge any crazy ass fucking shit (awesome stuff) they partook in, nor shall he/she boast about his/her impressive sexual encounters. They keep to themselves and do not speak ill of others, however will put a person in their place if need be but will go no further. They may surprise others with their readiness (alcoholically speaking) for any party at any time, providing high quality alcohol without any hint towards where he/she acquired it because he/she knows better.

Student A: Hey man, i saw that kid over there (in the green sweater) chug 18 beers at the rager, then continue to save a cat out of a tree and drive it home and back without getting arrested. He came back with two hotties 3 hours later safely!
Student B: Yeah I know! I was there, ive never heard him speak and he denies it all when i ask him about it. I see girls approaching him everyday in school attempting to give them their numbers, but he just ignores them, the guy is a complete Weekend Savant!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto December 10, 2010

nabor

A title given to one who shall not be named. Deriving from the word 'neighbor', the name instills a sense of underground mystery and or secrecy as if the one who gives said person the title does not wish to release any further information about that person. Once acquired, this title cannot be reversed.

Guy: Yeah so I went to this awesome party with br-.....uh, I mean, my nabor.

Friend: Who is your neighbo-

Guy: SOOO, about that party, it was great

by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 29, 2010

Sun Gettin'

The 'redneck' slang term for sun tanning

Hey Billy Bob, lets git sum beer at the gettin' place and then head down ta tha trailer park ta do sum sun gettin'

by justanothervictimoftheghetto July 9, 2010

Musliskank

A two-faced female who befriends a man, only to reveal all of his embarrassing secrets after any sort of sexual interaction. Just as a muslim befriends an american and later kills him with a car bomb.

Bro: Dude shes so nice i think she wants me...im goin' for it!

Man: Don't do it, shes a musliskank, she'll stab you in the back and she may seem nice now but shes deceptive

by justanothervictimoftheghetto August 25, 2010