Definitions by justanothervictimoftheghetto
Buoyant Pendulum
A sexual position where a man suspends a woman, who spreads her arms and legs straight out, by holding on to her arms and suspending her legs with his own. While suspended, the man then proceeds to perform anal sex on the woman by raising and lowering the woman with his arms and legs. This is one of the most tiresome and difficult sexual positions known to man. To perform, one must have a large muscle mass.
Bro, those months at the gym finally payed off. Me and my girlfriend tried out the Buoyant Pendulum last night and I kept it going for seven minutes!
Buoyant Pendulum by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 18, 2010
Gypsy Screech
A genetically inherited trait which only a select few people in the world obtain. It allows one to create a pitch of sound which, if done correctly, can melt gypsies where they stand and killing them.
Gypsy Screech by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 15, 2010
Ignobama
An ignorant African American who believes anything Obama says because he is black. They are usually very easy to pick out from a crowd due to their "My president is black" T-Shirts. They have no clue what Obama stands for and are completely blind from the truth, plagued by the lack of education and intelligence.
Daughter(first gen. collage student): Hey mom, why did you vote for Obama?
Mother: 'Cus he's black honaay, he gon' solve all o' mah problems an' gimme free monaay! Oh, and 'cus he's black!
Daughter: Oh god, my mother is an ignobama...
Mother: 'Cus he's black honaay, he gon' solve all o' mah problems an' gimme free monaay! Oh, and 'cus he's black!
Daughter: Oh god, my mother is an ignobama...
Ignobama by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 15, 2010
Nigger Spooning
A game commonly played by whites where a group of Caucasians drive around town in search of an African American. When spotted, one member (not the driver) of the group throws a spoon at the black person yelling the word "NIGGER!" as loud as possible. If said person misses, the driver proceeds to jam on the brakes and the thrower must fetch the spoon and get back in to the car. However if the he/she hits the black person with the spoon, the driver proceeds down the road and it is the next person's turn.
Ron: Hey, me and a few of my friends went nigger spooning last night and it was so fun, Carl missed and a nigger kicked the shit out of him and he was rushed to the hospital after we bailed.
Nigger Spooning by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 14, 2010
Window Cleft
noun. A small pyramidal-shaped section of unwashed windshield glass, which is a result of the windshield wipers not being able to reach it. It is usually located at the bottom center of the glass.
Daughter: Mom, why is that little shark fin on the window?
Mother: Oh honey, that's called a window cleft. It's there because the windshield wipers don't wipe that part.
Mother: Oh honey, that's called a window cleft. It's there because the windshield wipers don't wipe that part.
Window Cleft by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 13, 2010
Gypsology
The ongoing effort to find the origin of the gypsy culture and destroy them once and for all. While attempting to furthermore understand their habits and ways in order to predict their migration patterns and cripple their infrastructure by means of gypsy hunters such as Crosby Nickleson and co.
Elliot: In my study of gypsology, i have discovered a video that may trace gypsies back to turkey...pack you bags Mr. Nickleson
Gypsology by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 13, 2010
Nigger Cheap
The lowest possible catagory of pricing known to the human race. Usually consisting of items ranging in price from zero to one dollar.
Daughter: Mommy, can I please have a big mac?
Mother: No honey, it's too expensive, how about a nice small fry and some tap water instead? How does that sound?
Daughter: Damn Mama, yo ass is nigger cheap!
Mother: No honey, it's too expensive, how about a nice small fry and some tap water instead? How does that sound?
Daughter: Damn Mama, yo ass is nigger cheap!
Nigger Cheap by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010