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Nigger Spooning

A game commonly played by whites where a group of Caucasians drive around town in search of an African American. When spotted, one member (not the driver) of the group throws a spoon at the black person yelling the word "NIGGER!" as loud as possible. If said person misses, the driver proceeds to jam on the brakes and the thrower must fetch the spoon and get back in to the car. However if the he/she hits the black person with the spoon, the driver proceeds down the road and it is the next person's turn.
Ron: Hey, me and a few of my friends went nigger spooning last night and it was so fun, Carl missed and a nigger kicked the shit out of him and he was rushed to the hospital after we bailed.
mugGet the Nigger Spooningmug.

Nigger Cheap

The lowest possible catagory of pricing known to the human race. Usually consisting of items ranging in price from zero to one dollar.
Daughter: Mommy, can I please have a big mac?

Mother: No honey, it's too expensive, how about a nice small fry and some tap water instead? How does that sound?

Daughter: Damn Mama, yo ass is nigger cheap!
mugGet the Nigger Cheapmug.

moose knucklette

a tiny or "baby" moose knuckle on a midget, short person, or youngin'
"hey look at that midget wearing yoga pants, lol you can its moose knucklette"
mugGet the moose knucklettemug.

nabor

A title given to one who shall not be named. Deriving from the word 'neighbor', the name instills a sense of underground mystery and or secrecy as if the one who gives said person the title does not wish to release any further information about that person. Once acquired, this title cannot be reversed.
Guy: Yeah so I went to this awesome party with br-.....uh, I mean, my nabor.

Friend: Who is your neighbo-

Guy: SOOO, about that party, it was great
mugGet the nabormug.

Sun Gettin'

The 'redneck' slang term for sun tanning
Hey Billy Bob, lets git sum beer at the gettin' place and then head down ta tha trailer park ta do sum sun gettin'
mugGet the Sun Gettin'mug.

Window Cleft

noun. A small pyramidal-shaped section of unwashed windshield glass, which is a result of the windshield wipers not being able to reach it. It is usually located at the bottom center of the glass.
Daughter: Mom, why is that little shark fin on the window?

Mother: Oh honey, that's called a window cleft. It's there because the windshield wipers don't wipe that part.
mugGet the Window Cleftmug.

Buoyant Pendulum

A sexual position where a man suspends a woman, who spreads her arms and legs straight out, by holding on to her arms and suspending her legs with his own. While suspended, the man then proceeds to perform anal sex on the woman by raising and lowering the woman with his arms and legs. This is one of the most tiresome and difficult sexual positions known to man. To perform, one must have a large muscle mass.
Bro, those months at the gym finally payed off. Me and my girlfriend tried out the Buoyant Pendulum last night and I kept it going for seven minutes!
mugGet the Buoyant Pendulummug.

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