A sexual position where a man suspends a woman, who spreads her arms and legs straight out, by holding on to her arms and suspending her legs with his own. While suspended, the man then proceeds to perform anal sex on the woman by raising and lowering the woman with his arms and legs. This is one of the most tiresome and difficult sexual positions known to man. To perform, one must have a large muscle mass.
Bro, those months at the gym finally payed off. Me and my girlfriend tried out the Buoyant Pendulum last night and I kept it going for seven minutes!
by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 18, 2010
A sexual engagement where the man pulls out just before the woman experiences an orgasm. He must follow up immediately with the statement, "please insert twenty-five cents to continue" and does not continue until the twenty-five cents is acquired. It is very likely that, during a kiddy ride, the woman will become very upset and or leave.
Jake: Dude, I went on a Kiddy Ride last night with some chick I met at the bar! I got her in bed, busted a nut (got mine), then mixed it up a little bit and said, "BITCH AH AINT GIVIN' YOU THAT!!!"
Jake II: Wow nice! Up top bro!!!
Jake II: Wow nice! Up top bro!!!
by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 19, 2010
A term used to describe something good that may also be considered "chill" or "dope" or toward anything that one may like or think is very calm and/or fun.
by justanothervictimoftheghetto September 07, 2010
Hey Billy Bob, lets git sum beer at the gettin' place and then head down ta tha trailer park ta do sum sun gettin'
by justanothervictimoftheghetto July 05, 2010
The world's most undesirable combination of ethnicity. This "creature" is known for its gypsy magic, jewish cheapness, and uncanny skills in the art of pickpocketing. The combination of a Gypsy and a Jew that even the ugliest rat wouldnt dare gaze upon.
Example 1:
Girl: That damned gypsajew just ate my poodle.
Example 2:
Woman: I was going to donate money to the poor then I looked in the mirror and realized that I was a gypsajew and put the money back into my bank.
Example 3:
Man(after being pickpocketed): What?!? Where's my wallet? Argh. "Cops stop that Gypsajew!"
Girl: That damned gypsajew just ate my poodle.
Example 2:
Woman: I was going to donate money to the poor then I looked in the mirror and realized that I was a gypsajew and put the money back into my bank.
Example 3:
Man(after being pickpocketed): What?!? Where's my wallet? Argh. "Cops stop that Gypsajew!"
by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010
A person who spends over three hours per week on a forum or blog and has over 1,000 posts on any former or current forums. Forum Sluts often attempt to suck up to community moderator's, in order to one day become one, by posting useless "helpful" pages which are so polite and well written due to hours of pointless revision, that they almost seem sarcastic or insulting.
kawlOfDoodie: Tim why the fuck do you know all of this pointless shit about video games?
reklaw0522: uuum, because I'm on the forums all the time...
Party: Forum Slut...
reklaw0522: uuum, because I'm on the forums all the time...
Party: Forum Slut...
by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 19, 2010
by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 10, 2010