A Call of Duty addict who links everything to Call of Duty, just as a pervert links everything to sex. If someting even barely relates to Call of Duty, the codvert will immidiately pick it out of the conversation and relate it to the game.
Nancy: So I was sitting at home on valentines day waiting for my husbands valentine care package to co-
codvert: CARE PACKAGE!!!! DUDE!!! She totally just said care package, you doing anything later tonight?
codvert: CARE PACKAGE!!!! DUDE!!! She totally just said care package, you doing anything later tonight?
by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 13, 2010
A sexual position where a man suspends a woman, who spreads her arms and legs straight out, by holding on to her arms and suspending her legs with his own. While suspended, the man then proceeds to perform anal sex on the woman by raising and lowering the woman with his arms and legs. This is one of the most tiresome and difficult sexual positions known to man. To perform, one must have a large muscle mass.
Bro, those months at the gym finally payed off. Me and my girlfriend tried out the Buoyant Pendulum last night and I kept it going for seven minutes!
by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 18, 2010
A term used to describe something good that may also be considered "chill" or "dope" or toward anything that one may like or think is very calm and/or fun.
by justanothervictimoftheghetto September 07, 2010
A sexual engagement where the man pulls out just before the woman experiences an orgasm. He must follow up immediately with the statement, "please insert twenty-five cents to continue" and does not continue until the twenty-five cents is acquired. It is very likely that, during a kiddy ride, the woman will become very upset and or leave.
Jake: Dude, I went on a Kiddy Ride last night with some chick I met at the bar! I got her in bed, busted a nut (got mine), then mixed it up a little bit and said, "BITCH AH AINT GIVIN' YOU THAT!!!"
Jake II: Wow nice! Up top bro!!!
Jake II: Wow nice! Up top bro!!!
by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 19, 2010
Hey Billy Bob, lets git sum beer at the gettin' place and then head down ta tha trailer park ta do sum sun gettin'
by justanothervictimoftheghetto July 05, 2010
One who engages in sexual intercourse with a person who has an colored spray tan. They are known to be insecure and/or desperate beyond all belief. The women with the tan, however are just as insecure and desperate as the male. Side effects include orange dick, honey glaze or honey hands.
Dude...your such a honey fucker. That chick looked like a fucking carrot. You need to raise your standards bra
by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 11, 2010
The act of a man choking a woman between his legs during sexual intercourse while simultaneously ejaculating in to her mouth and creating a "sea" of seamen within.
by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010