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Alkaline Bitch

The scientifically accurate way of saying "basic bitch".
Emily: "Megan is so basic."
Carla: "Agreed. She suffers from being an alkaline bitch."
by just like honey July 22, 2021
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Hoe Hours

A window of time during the day during which it is safest to be a hoe. This is usually 12:00 am - 2:00 am, given the sneaky nature of the action.

During these hours, hoe activity reaches peak traffic. This is the best time to request a hoe.
"It's gonna be hoe hour soon. I better pack an extra pair of undies."

"One day he says he wants to be my boyfriend, the next day he's calling me in the hoe hours of the morning."
by just like honey February 16, 2020
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Bitch preach!

An exclamation used to emphasize strong agreement with something that has just been said.
Michelle: "I've had enough of this job, I'm quitting after this order"
Kasheena: "Bitch preach!"

Lydia: "These four-dollar short shorts from Kmart are the shizz!"
Kasheena: "Bitch preach!"
by just like honey December 21, 2015
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gumamint

A bastardized pronunciation of "government". Popular amongst less literate populations.
"I work for the gumamint"
by just like honey May 3, 2021
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Kanye Energy

Used to describe someone's character or behavior, especially after a breakup.

They are often unstable and in denial, eventually becoming obsessive and tyrannical to their ex, whom they secretly still love.

They will often go to great lengths to sabotage their ex's dates and will pull any stunt to get their attention.
Melody: "James keeps stalking me. I caught him spying on me and Robbie."
Tina: "Yeah, he's giving me major Kanye Energy."
by just like honey February 16, 2022
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Stoock

Past tense of "stick". An alternative to "stuck".
"I started wearing acid jeans to work, and the trend just stoock."
by just like honey June 5, 2023
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Ringtone Trauma

The severe feelings of anxiety someone develops from their alarm clock ringtone.

Often this anxiety is triggered when the person hears their alarm tone during normal day hours. Upon hearing the ringtone, the person usually feels disturbed or in need to quickly silence the phone as it brings about torturous feelings of being disturbed from a peaceful sleep.
Nathan: "What happened to your phone?"
Kelly: "My alarm clock ringtone went off during lunch by accident and I got a serious case of Ringtone Trauma so I threw it at the wall"
Nathan: "Are you ok?"
by just like honey April 22, 2014
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