Definitions by just like honey
Your fave could never!
A phrase popular amongst fans (or 'stans') of mainstream musical acts. Used to assert the superiority of their favourite singer over another fan's, whether for a substantial or a trivial reason.
"omg Queen Mariah slayed that whistle note. Your fave could never!"
"Yaaas Mama Beyonce just gave birth to twins, your fave could never!"
"Yaaas Mama Beyonce just gave birth to twins, your fave could never!"
Your fave could never! by just like honey June 19, 2017
Shellous
Shellous by just like honey May 14, 2017
Urinforcement
When a guy rests his hand or head on the wall in front of him while peeing over the toilet for extra support. Usually necessary when a guy is drunk, tired or just needs to achieve an optimum peeing angle.
Sam: "I was so wasted last night I couldn't stand upright while peeing, so I had to resort to urinforcement"
Urinforcement by just like honey March 16, 2016
Bitch preach!
Michelle: "I've had enough of this job, I'm quitting after this order"
Kasheena: "Bitch preach!"
Lydia: "These four-dollar short shorts from Kmart are the shizz!"
Kasheena: "Bitch preach!"
Kasheena: "Bitch preach!"
Lydia: "These four-dollar short shorts from Kmart are the shizz!"
Kasheena: "Bitch preach!"
Bitch preach! by just like honey December 21, 2015
Bribesmaid
A bridesmaid who, upon learning that she's in the running for the position of Maid of Honour, begins to schmooze to tip the odds in her favour. This could include flattery, doing favours, buying gifts and other general ass-kissing.
Alvin: "What's with Mary? She never has time for me anymore"
Toni: "That's because she's too busy being Kate's bribesmaid"
Alvin: "Oh man, not again"
Toni: "That's because she's too busy being Kate's bribesmaid"
Alvin: "Oh man, not again"
Bribesmaid by just like honey October 7, 2015
Ringtone Trauma
The severe feelings of anxiety someone develops from their alarm clock ringtone.
Often this anxiety is triggered when the person hears their alarm tone during normal day hours. Upon hearing the ringtone, the person usually feels disturbed or in need to quickly silence the phone as it brings about torturous feelings of being disturbed from a peaceful sleep.
Often this anxiety is triggered when the person hears their alarm tone during normal day hours. Upon hearing the ringtone, the person usually feels disturbed or in need to quickly silence the phone as it brings about torturous feelings of being disturbed from a peaceful sleep.
Nathan: "What happened to your phone?"
Kelly: "My alarm clock ringtone went off during lunch by accident and I got a serious case of Ringtone Trauma so I threw it at the wall"
Nathan: "Are you ok?"
Kelly: "My alarm clock ringtone went off during lunch by accident and I got a serious case of Ringtone Trauma so I threw it at the wall"
Nathan: "Are you ok?"
Ringtone Trauma by just like honey April 22, 2014
Flopulous
Adj.
A portmanteau of "flop" and "fabulous", used to ironically describe a failure in a positive light.
A portmanteau of "flop" and "fabulous", used to ironically describe a failure in a positive light.
"Amanda's vegetarian party was truly flopulous"
"I had a flopulous attempt at trying to bike up that mountain"
"I had a flopulous attempt at trying to bike up that mountain"
Flopulous by just like honey September 7, 2013