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Definitions by junkyard prince

midlifecrisismobile 

Like the penismobile. An expensive sportscar, often a convertible, bought by middle-aged businessmen going through their midlife crises and want to feel young again, completely unaware that they look like morons.
Never drive a convertible if you are graying or balding, or it is automatically a midlifecrisismobile.
A subdivision of furries specifically referring to foxes, especially anthropomorphic.
Would foxxies like Inuyasha? Or is he too anthropomorphic.
foxxies by junkyard prince October 14, 2003

penismobile 

A ghetto pimped-out setta wheels. A sportscar or sporty sedan made all flashy and conspicuous, often owned by men who need this attention because they feel insecure about their penis size.
The Honda Civic is a favorite choice for penismobiles, and I'm not sure exactly why.
penismobile by junkyard prince October 14, 2003

Daumbass 

An apparently German variant of "dumbass" for the typing challenged.
"China is definitely not underwater."
"ya it iz u Daumbass"
Daumbass by junkyard prince October 10, 2003
Modification of "why?" used to indicate a particular tone of voice when communicating online. This is associated with blondes and can be best visualized with a cocked head and hair twirled around a pinky finger.
"so this guy walks into a bar--"
"wait whay?"
whay by junkyard prince October 10, 2003
Variant of "mad skills", used by someone who has just pulled off something intensely difficult or seemingly impossible -- by way of their immense skills at the task.
"d00d i shot off this guy's balls"
"you can't do that in counter-strike"
"CUZ I GOTS TEH MADSKILLZ"
madskillz by junkyard prince October 10, 2003

lingua franca 

A commonly used language in a particular region.
English could be considered the lingua franca of the Internet, because it is on the majority of websites.

1337 5p34k has become the lingua franca of sorts of IRC and chat rooms.
lingua franca by junkyard prince October 10, 2003