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Definitions by judge dredd7

Spin the bottle stag style 

A game similar to "spin the bottle" by with an important variation, that is played by a group of men only.

It is also called " stag bottle".
Is played by all the guys being in a circle and a bottle is placed in the center and spun by one of the guys and the guy that the bottle points to when it stops spinning must go into a closet with the other guy the spun it where they beat the shit out of each other for ten minutes.

Off center 

To be touched in the head. Not right in the head. Insane in the membrane. Some what crazy.
He's a little off center.
Off center by judge dredd7 September 10, 2012

Half past the monkey's ass 

A saying that means that it's way late to be doing something or for something.
" Sorry I'm so late coming back for our date but we had a flat".
" It's half past the monkey's ass".

Bank Robbery 

Where a bank steals money from its customers by numerous and excessively high fees.
Guy1: The bank charged me thirty dollars for a stagnant money fee. What the hell is a stagnant money fee?
Guy2: Its called bank robbery.
Bank Robbery by judge dredd7 August 31, 2012

Found fart 

A fart that you don't know exists till you walk through it and get a smell, and usually the farter is long gone.
The fart remains invisibly hovering for example in a hall till it disipates.
A just walked through a found fart outside in the hall.
Found fart by Judge dredd7 August 14, 2012

Grind world 

The everyday world that includes Going to work, traffic jams, going to the supermarket, trouble with family and friends, paying child support etc.
Also called by some people " the real world".
So called because it grinds you down little by little and takes a tole on your emotions and slowly steals your life.
Most people live in grind world unless your very rich, Live in the playboy mansion ect.
Grind world by Judge dredd7 August 2, 2012

Tickle swarm 

Where a whole bunch of people gang up on someone and tickle them till they piss there pants and pass out.
There all gonna tickle swarm him.
Tickle swarm by Judge dredd7 July 19, 2012