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Adultery

The modern definition of Adultery sex with someone other than your spouse where you lie to and say you didn't have sex with them.
But if you do have sex with someone else and let your spouse know about it or what people call swinging ,it's not adultery.
He fucked her but it's not adultery because his wife knows about it.
by Judge dredd7 April 25, 2011
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Gay guessing

Where in the Men's restroom when someone is using the toilet you peek through a crack in the stall and say, " Guess what? I'm gay".
Somebody was gay guessing in the men's room.
by Judge dredd7 September 27, 2012
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Ass maget

The worst thing you can call some someone. The lowest for of life there is. I maget that lives in some one's ass and eats the shit out of it.

To call someone an ass maget is to totally disrespect them and have utter contempt for them.
He's such an ass maget.
by Judge dredd7 May 24, 2011
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Self machine

Another name for a human so called because most humans are very very selfish. They only look out for there own asses and if you can look out for or help your self that just tough.
Most people are just self machines.
by Judge dredd7 November 13, 2011
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Old enough to kick your ass

What some teens say when an older person asks how old they are.
by Judge dredd7 October 20, 2011
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Half past the monkey's ass

A saying that means that it's way late to be doing something or for something.
" Sorry I'm so late coming back for our date but we had a flat".
" It's half past the monkey's ass".
by judge dredd7 September 4, 2012
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I'm moby

I way to say that you have a huge dick.

Because Moby Dick was a whale and whales are huge and so is your dick.
by judge dredd7 November 14, 2012
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