"I'm trying to get to so-and-so. What is another route?" someone asks at a seasonal road closure. " Sorry siri. You should have done better." is the reply.
by juan phat kat April 13, 2022
Last year, a gallon of milk was $3.00. Now it's $30.00. The only increase in value is just to add a zero inflation price..
by juan phat kat April 13, 2022
Someone having a midlife crisis in the 2010s that is compulsively adding 'must do' things to their bucket list.
Bike shop employee: "Since cycling became the new golf, I had another guy drop $10,000 on a road bike, even though he hasn't exerted himself since he was 12 years old. Good luck with that, bucket lister."
by juan phat kat September 22, 2013
The people that leave their shopping carts next to, but outside of, the cart corral, at the market, are doing a halffort.
by juan phat kat November 30, 2010
Selling a thought, information, or style as your own to a neophyte so others can be impressd by your knowledge, even though you spent the last 78 minutes on the Internet looking up the info you are spewing.
by juan phat kat November 27, 2010
How a trophy wife describes her slob-of-a-husband that has no redeeming qualities.
by juan phat kat September 21, 2018