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Definitions by jsundin

bridal bonanza 

A pre-wedding celebration that avoids the tropes of a "traditional" Bachelorette party. Typically set in nature, and emphasizes friendship, sobriety, and feminist values. A snack room, the presence of a bonfire, healthy/delicious meals, and the hollering of "Bonanza!" are standard features.
Are you going to Sarah's Bridal Bonanza this weekend?
bridal bonanza by jsundin May 24, 2022

jenbroni 

A feminine jabroni; a female identifying donkey/joker; in service of masking her intelligence with jokes to find a moment of levity where there might not otherwise be one.
"Here we go, why are you such a jenbroni?"
"Just keepin' it light, Holly"
jenbroni by jsundin February 1, 2022