jsundin's definitions

jenbroni

A feminine jabroni; a female identifying donkey/joker; in service of masking her intelligence with jokes to find a moment of levity where there might not otherwise be one.

"Here we go, why are you such a jenbroni?"
"Just keepin' it light, Holly"

by jsundin February 1, 2022

bridal bonanza

A pre-wedding celebration that avoids the tropes of a "traditional" Bachelorette party. Typically set in nature, and emphasizes friendship, sobriety, and feminist values. A snack room, the presence of a bonfire, healthy/delicious meals, and the hollering of "Bonanza!" are standard features.

Are you going to Sarah's Bridal Bonanza this weekend?

by jsundin May 24, 2022