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IMD
In My Defense.
Used at the beginning of a sentence to indicate that the subsequent statement will justify some action or decision I made.
IMD, I didn't know the school bus was occupied before ramming it off the cliff.
by jqgatsby August 23, 2011

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A hat or head piece constructed out of found materials.
Did you check out Lady Gaga's jomit in Telephone? I never would have thought of making hair curlers out of beer cans, but it works....
by jqgatsby April 14, 2010

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To mention some favor you did or gift you gave to the recipient, in the hopes of receiving a compliment, usually long after the fact.
Tobias (who last week fixed your bike): Those new rims are looking pretty sweet.
John: Yeah, but please ease up on the frottage. I can practically smell your cock.
by jqgatsby April 13, 2010

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