jpg3's definitions

whaleasaurus

A humungous overweight out of shape poor excuse for a living thing.

A whaleasaurus lay on the beach surrounded by empty food containers.

by jpg3 May 18, 2013

leash-rope

It is like playing jump-rope only your skipping over a leash or two while out walking your dog(s).

Most dog walkers are experts at playing leash-rope.

by jpg3 April 12, 2015

oralruns

When someone is talking a lot of shit nonstop.

The majority of people knew their leader had oralruns and wanted the shit-head gone.

by jpg3 April 22, 2012

sockitty

A game played by taking a kittycat and placing a sock over its head, like a hood. Precautions of safety are required such as doing it indoors and not around stairs.

Playing sockitty with your pet is fun.

by jpg3 December 1, 2011

disbeliever

An individual that will never become a believer no matter how many facts or any amount of evidence that is placed in front of them.

There could be a yeti or bigfoot in a cage right in front of their eyes but a disbeliever would still try to explain it away.

by jpg3 October 30, 2011

MTnestR

This is what some mama's turn into when their babies leave home.

After little johnny moved out his mama turned into a fucking MTnestR.

by jpg3 September 9, 2011

shaddafuckup

This is the reply one should use when some idiot attempts to tell you how you should do something you already deal with on a regular basis and that they have never experianced and know nothing about.

Mr. Knowitall was once again getting on everyones nerves by telling them how they should complete the job when one individual shut him up by blurting out, "shaddafuckup".

by jpg3 May 11, 2011