ketchupcum

When a squeezable ketchup bottle lid is popped and the juice inside spews all over the place.
The girls white sundress was ruined after a ketchupcum accident.
by jpg3 September 27, 2014
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cracker

A name given to the original cowboy's who were actually from Florida, it is derived from the sound of the whip they use while rounding up cattle. To them the nickname is a compliment not an insult.
The cracker drove his herd of cattle to a greener pasture.
by jpg3 July 12, 2011
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I'm driving

The thing constantly said by a teenager once they get their learner permit for a drivers license. Usually repeated numerous times in any given day and mostly when the parents announce having to go someplace for something.
Mom to dad," I have to go pick up Jr., need anything ?"
Teenage daughter grabs keys and says," I'm driving."
by jpg3 September 28, 2010
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degayed

When an individual believing they are a homosexual has intercourse with the opposite sex and realizes they are in fact straight.
Queenskank believed themself to be a homosexual but was degayed by a close friend of the opposite sex.
by jpg3 October 29, 2011
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traffictroll

The dumbfuck that zigzags in and out of lanes thru traffic, cutting everyone off and carelessly driving just so they can try being ahead of others.
The highwaycop sitting in the medium observed a traffictroll driving recklessly and decided to pull the idiot over and issue some citations.
by jpg3 October 15, 2011
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nosecicles

Frozen snots dangling from noses, created during cold weather.
People shoveling snow need to watch out for nosecicles.
by jpg3 February 15, 2015
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turkeyfied

Lots of people are turkeyfied after a big Thanksgiving dinner.
by jpg3 November 27, 2014
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