jpg3's definitions

dishphobia

The fear of washing dishes mostly affecting lazy people who also suffer from chorephobia.

When dad asked mum why the sink was stacked full of dirty plates, cutlery, pots and pans he was informed that his little princess was having another dishphobia attack.

by jpg3 August 5, 2010

copstapo

Any law-enforcement body that ignores peoples constitutional rights.

The innocent family was sleeping peacefully when their home was raided by the copstapo who were at the wrong address.

by jpg3 September 22, 2013

Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss

The Cadbury Egg comes out Easter time, it is a chocolate egg filled with a creamey gooey center. Hence giving someone a Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss is the act of fucking someone, filling their ass with cum then planting a big kiss on their asshole afterward. Anyone can perform this on anyone and you don't have to wait for easter.

The Easter Bunny gave Mother Nature a Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss, LOL

by jpg3 September 14, 2010

Liewish

The act of telling a lie while at the same time wishing it were true.

When asked if they got the promotion at work the individual responded with a liewish and said yes.

by jpg3 November 15, 2011

gotsnone

Perfect answer to anyone asking for something you ain't got.

It would be great to give more money to them debt collectors but most of us gotsnone.

by jpg3 December 20, 2011

faketography

To create a fake photograph.

There are pictures that look real made by using faketography.

by jpg3 June 1, 2015

GLOCKCOMA

The end result of being pistol whipped, beaten on the fucking head by someone holding a gun.

After laying in the hospital for a month suffering from GLOCKCOMA, the victim awoke but could not tell the cops who beat 'em senseless.

by jpg3 January 29, 2011