fucking twit

An imbecile beyond belief, to stupid to do everything and anything.

OMG some fucking twit put an unopened can of ravioli in the microwave and turned it on.

by jpg3 November 07, 2011

fuckfactor

The rating system used to judge if someone is or isn't fuckable.

When someone is sexually interested in somebody else the fuckfactor comes into play.

by jpg3 November 21, 2011

pooter shooter

The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.

During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"

by jpg3 August 28, 2010

new fears eve

On new years eve most people desire better futures but some individuals have thoughts about what unimaginable new fears could occur.

At the new fears eve party all the doubters tried drinking away their nightmares.

by jpg3 December 29, 2012

thumbfucked

To get a thumbs down vote on urban dictionary.

Someone just thumbfucked me on urban dictionary.

by jpg3 July 17, 2011

Sandy-votes

Sandy-votes

A vote FOR anyone NOT deserving it during the election post hurricane Sandy. Gained by politicians stepping into the spotlight, making promises and playing on the emotions of victims, aka voters, using the disaster for their own benefit.

The polling booths will see a lot of Sandy-votes in 2012.

by jpg3 November 03, 2012

homopunk

An individual that tells a few selective friends about being gay but isn't honest with their own parents about it.

The gay individual told friends about sexual preferences but when it came to the parents was a homopunk.

by jpg3 November 04, 2011