josh's definitions

Ego Handjob

When a man receives an abundance of praise from one person regarding his talents, looks or accomplishments. Usually the compliments are distributed in a nearly excessive amount and received within only a few minutes of conversation, enough to satisfy the receiver in such a way that it is analogous to the stimulation of an orgasm, but for the ego.

I was in a meeting when Sandra started giving me quite the ego handjob. She went on and on about my contribution being valuable to the company and how I was the most talented person there.

by Josh June 3, 2010

gop

Abbreviation for "Gay on paper." A straight person that has all the characteristics of being gay.

I know he has a girlfriend, but he works as an interior designer and loves musicals! He's totally GOP.

by Josh April 12, 2005

spongenapping

The act of getting breast augmentation for free by dating the plastic surgeon.

Origin: Burger King, "an act of stealing inflatables."

Did you pay for those DDD's yourself, or did you get them by spongenapping?

by Josh December 5, 2004

crxed

To be stuck.
To be stoned.

The truck was crxed in the mud.

by josh December 22, 2004

boochi

A b*tch due to pms'ing

It's ok, she's not usually like that. F*ckin boochi!

by Josh May 24, 2004

futon

A piece of furnature that two lovers lay on and make sweet sweet love while all of their other friends are in the other room doing proper things.

Josh and Darlene are back there on the futon doing immoral things.

by Josh March 26, 2003

decemed

v. an intense slap across the face, usually by ten different cocks at the same time

After getting the answer wrong, the boy was tredecemed by his teacher

by Josh March 3, 2005