by josh October 21, 2004
if god isnt real...how did we get here?
Matter cannot come into existance by it self..no dna or anything can make itself... ever...no examples of this can be stated...dna can copy whats already there..yes...but it can NOT make NEW information...and god created time..so he is outside of time...and has no beginning...for example...if gravity didnt exist on a planet..hypothetically speaking...then people couldnt fall to there death..they would float around...and if something is outside of time...then it has no beginning..no end...as we think of things..because we are in time...we think everything has to have time...but the theory of relativity proves time was created...but people will go off and get all angry..and make fun of god..and say god isnt real..but its okay...if they are right...NO BIGGY FOR THE BELIEVERS..we die and its all over... If the athiests are wrong though....they are screwed..
Matter cannot come into existance by it self..no dna or anything can make itself... ever...no examples of this can be stated...dna can copy whats already there..yes...but it can NOT make NEW information...and god created time..so he is outside of time...and has no beginning...for example...if gravity didnt exist on a planet..hypothetically speaking...then people couldnt fall to there death..they would float around...and if something is outside of time...then it has no beginning..no end...as we think of things..because we are in time...we think everything has to have time...but the theory of relativity proves time was created...but people will go off and get all angry..and make fun of god..and say god isnt real..but its okay...if they are right...NO BIGGY FOR THE BELIEVERS..we die and its all over... If the athiests are wrong though....they are screwed..
Biogenesis...every cell comes from a living cell...(god is spirit..and not physical..also outside of time..)
by Josh January 18, 2005
by Josh December 10, 2004
from weekend update:
neal: i hear you judged a wet t-shirt contest, how was that.
cajun man: oww huu.
neal: you tryed to get the winer to go out with you, how'd that go.
cajun man: reject-on(he looks sad)
neal: whats wrong cajun man?
cajun man: depres-on.(1 second passes) lessby-on.
neal: i hear you judged a wet t-shirt contest, how was that.
cajun man: oww huu.
neal: you tryed to get the winer to go out with you, how'd that go.
cajun man: reject-on(he looks sad)
neal: whats wrong cajun man?
cajun man: depres-on.(1 second passes) lessby-on.
by josh February 22, 2005
A fake website/corporation made by Matt Chapmen (one of the creators of homestarrunner) about 3 1/2 years ago.
Thoraxcorp is the best.
by Josh March 15, 2004
Yo man, i got some mad headdies this shit is gunna fuck us up for real. (santini style with ratatouille!)
Or, damn that weed fucked me up thats some headdies shit
Or, damn that weed fucked me up thats some headdies shit
by josh September 22, 2004