joseph blough's definitions

Odor Eater

1) a branded shoe insert designed to absorb foot odors from sweat
2) Someone who sucks in the farts of others with their mouth

“Tom was at a party when he unintentionally let loose a giant, smelly bout of flatulence, but fortunately Jeff the Odor Eater was there to ingest the gas and save the day”.

by joseph blough March 27, 2022

Plop Plop Fizz Fizz

1) When you take a shit in a glass of soda pop.

2) An old Alka-Seltzer ad campaign.

Stan needed to take a crap badly, but there was no toilet nearby. He improvised with a bucket and 2-liter of Pepsi. He ended up with a Plop Plop Fizz Fizz.

by joseph blough February 25, 2022

transverse digestion

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.

Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”

by joseph blough April 8, 2022

Circlekirk

1. To retroactively alter or reinterpret a person's entire legacy in order to portray them as more virtuous, saintly, or tolerant than they truly were.

2. By extension, to collectively participate in reframing a controversial or bigoted figure into a symbol of goodness and love, often through humor, memes, or cultural storytelling.

The internet forum spent the afternoon circlekirking the old CEO, turning decades of misdeeds into a story of hidden benevolence.

On Circlekirking Day, we circlekirk historical figures into icons of compassion and acceptance.

by joseph blough November 30, 2025

The Xactletes

A condition where your face looks exactly like your ass

Man, that guy is butt ugly. He has a case of the Xactletes!

by joseph blough December 25, 2019

Ood

An alien slave race featured in Doctor Who. Oods exist in a hive, communicate with each other by telepathy and act as servants for humans. They are ugly motherfuckers - bald, weird eyes and tentacles protruding from their mouths. A small sphere is attached to their mouths to their human masters. They are mostly benevolent and loyal, but if the contract a sickness called “red-eye” syndrome their eyes turn red, they become murderous, and can turn humans into

Oods.

In the 44th century, a group of red-eyed Oods on a slave colony attacked a group of humans and turned their master into an Ood.

by joseph blough December 29, 2024