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1) a branded shoe insert designed to absorb foot odors from sweat
2) Someone who sucks in the farts of others with their mouth
2) Someone who sucks in the farts of others with their mouth
“Tom was at a party when he unintentionally let loose a giant, smelly bout of flatulence, but fortunately Jeff the Odor Eater was there to ingest the gas and save the day”.
by joseph blough March 27, 2022
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Get the The Xactletes mug.An alien slave race featured in Doctor Who. Oods exist in a hive, communicate with each other by telepathy and act as servants for humans. They are ugly motherfuckers - bald, weird eyes and tentacles protruding from their mouths. A small sphere is attached to their mouths to their human masters. They are mostly benevolent and loyal, but if the contract a sickness called “red-eye” syndrome their eyes turn red, they become murderous, and can turn humans into
Oods.
Oods.
In the 44th century, a group of red-eyed Oods on a slave colony attacked a group of humans and turned their master into an Ood.
by joseph blough December 29, 2024
Get the Ood mug.1. To retroactively alter or reinterpret a person's entire legacy in order to portray them as more virtuous, saintly, or tolerant than they truly were.
2. By extension, to collectively participate in reframing a controversial or bigoted figure into a symbol of goodness and love, often through humor, memes, or cultural storytelling.
2. By extension, to collectively participate in reframing a controversial or bigoted figure into a symbol of goodness and love, often through humor, memes, or cultural storytelling.
The internet forum spent the afternoon circlekirking the old CEO, turning decades of misdeeds into a story of hidden benevolence.
On Circlekirking Day, we circlekirk historical figures into icons of compassion and acceptance.
On Circlekirking Day, we circlekirk historical figures into icons of compassion and acceptance.
by joseph blough November 30, 2025
Get the Circlekirk mug.A twist on the term “sky blue”, “Sky Brown” is what happens when airplanes dump the contents of their human waste from the sky. Those who up to the heavens may have the misfortune of getting dumped on by a mountain of shit.
Don was looking up at the sky when it suddenly became sky brown, only to find himself covered in feces and piss shortly thereafter.
by joseph blough August 31, 2025
Get the Sky Brown mug.An alternative pronunciation of “asswipe”. Taken from an old SNL sketch with Nicolas Cage, where a soon-to-be father is struggling to find a name for his newborn son, worrying that any name would be made fun of by his son’s peers. It is later revealed by a telegram delivery man at the door that the father’s name is “Asswipe Johnson”. Mr. Johnson promptly corrects him saying “that’s OSSWEEPAY!!!”
by joseph blough February 3, 2023
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