fnoork

v. a word used to describe the sound made whilst spewing your mountain dew, through your nose, onto your keyboard, during a fit of unwitting laughter. Also "fnrk", a quicker more abrubt fnoork.

"For an exciting change of pace, you should watch baseball"

"*FNOORK*!"

by Jordan August 16, 2004

playstation2

Apparently, an excuse for homophobia, sniping and petty bickering...

2 is for twice the insults, with the new Sony playstation2. Incidentally, we can't be bothered to press shift or spacebar - it's PlayStation 2, by the way.

by Jordan February 15, 2004

fuckhead

A word chinese in origin which
has diverse meaning

1) A stupid bastard man that doesnt
know he is a stupid bastard man
2) A head that has been fucked many
A time by any object
3) A girl that hates it when
you call her a fuckhead

1) That stupid fuckhead you cant just
Say that Niel Diamond isnt the best
Musician on this earth!

2) God my this kids fuck head is
chaved so bad, what a fuckhead

3) Annalyse is my favorite fuckhead
And I like her Seven Times over

by Jordan May 26, 2004

Dicktree

A word used to insult those who are so incredably uncool as to ressemble a tree made of dick.

Asian: "Yaow, I got A++ this assignment with barely even try! Time to play laptop with my exchange parents! ^^ "

White d00d: "Shut the fuck up dicktree!"

by Jordan September 29, 2004

alberkerque snoodle

un like in a snoodle where 2 men rub their genatles together 2 women do it instead

between 2 homosexual women

by Jordan June 01, 2003

MTV

A disgusting corporation that brainwashes kids (and adults, for that matter) into being like everyone else and being a vegetable. Do what you're told, don't (god forbid!) think...thinking isn't COOl!
MTV = evil

"OmG!!! I AlWaYs LyKeD DeM, bUt I CoUlDn'T bY dA Cd b\C MtV dIdN'T SaY iT waS PxNk RawK!!!!!!!"
If MTV was a food, it would be shit...not that I ever ate shit or anything...

by Jordan December 17, 2004

Ticrocro

A suggestion of a name givin to a cat.

You should name it Ticrocro

by jordan December 10, 2003