by jonny October 03, 2004
Someone who was generally bullied throughout his life and probably has never gotten pussy. The bulkus is a creature of large fatty-tissued dimensions. However, inspite of this fact he has managed to gain a lot of muscular size. Although generally the bulkus would not survive in teh world of bodybuilding due to the requirements of low bodyfat.
The bulkus glanced at a picture of a lean bodybuilder and laughed to himself "HAH! Look at that skinny kid!" and continued to eat his happy meal
by Jonny February 17, 2004
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Mostletoff!! Fuck that Pain schmain
by Jonny December 29, 2004
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