jonesberger's definitions

Mister Maam

the word for a person that looks like a man trying to be a woman.

Person 1-Hey did you see that dude wearing a dress?
Person 2- you need to call it a Mister Maam!

by jonesberger February 5, 2019

SAHB

an acronym for Stuck At Home Bitch

because of the quarantine I'm SAHB

by jonesberger April 4, 2020

bofa

the way a dumb person says 'both of'

There was only two slices of pizza left and I told Tyrone he could have one slice, but he yelled I want bofa dem.

by jonesberger December 1, 2018

dickberger

1. When you want a hamburger but only have hotdog buns left you make the meat look like a dick (or hotdog).

2. A word used to insult a very cheap (possibly jewish) friend.

David didnt buy hamburger buns for the party, so Im making him a dickberger with extra cream cheese!

by jonesberger October 9, 2018

bumvill

that shitty part of your city with all the homeless people.

you can go to Portland, but stay away from bumvill...nevermind just stay here.

by jonesberger March 20, 2019

retard-edible

a very strong snack made with marijuana

I think I ate too much of that retard-edible because I cant stop laughing.

by jonesberger October 7, 2018

haffatard

It's your one friend that makes a mess every time, but is not retarded.

dammit! Jim broke another glass. I swear he's haffatard!

by jonesberger March 19, 2019