Definitions by jonesberger

haffatard 

It's your one friend that makes a mess every time, but is not retarded.

dammit! Jim broke another glass. I swear he's haffatard!

haffatard by jonesberger March 19, 2019

Effin Ree 

it is the nice way to call your friend a Fucking Retard.

Dude... you spilled the bong!! you Effin Ree!!!!

Effin Ree by jonesberger March 17, 2019

berger 

a word that you can add to any friends name when they are being selfish

jonnyberger took the last 2 beers into his room
billberger ate all the hot wings
andyberger drank the last 2 shots
jennyberger is such a bitch

berger by jonesberger February 19, 2019

Mister Maam

the word for a person that looks like a man trying to be a woman.

Person 1-Hey did you see that dude wearing a dress?
Person 2- you need to call it a Mister Maam!

Mister Maam by jonesberger February 5, 2019

challenger

the politcally correct term for a mentally retarded person.

Person 1: that guy is a retard!
Person 2: You cant say that word anymore. He is a challenger.

challenger by jonesberger February 4, 2019

the enword

the politically correct version of saying the N****R.

I heard somebody say "the N*****R" yesterday and I had to tell her the correct way to say it is the enword.

the enword by jonesberger January 29, 2019

my enword 

It's the firsrt thing i say to my black friend when i see him after a couple months.

my enword! what you been up to?

my enword by jonesberger January 29, 2019