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T-Virus

The 'T-virus', which stands for 'Tyrant-virus', is an RNA virus developed by the international pharmaceutical company Umbrella. It was created for use in the development of 'Human biological weapons', better known as zombies. By using it to mutate a victim's genes while also adding the DNA of an amphibian, the 'Fighting biological weapon', known as the Hunter, was also created. An even deadlier 'Fighting biological weapon', called the Tyrant, can be made by injecting the 'T-virus' into a perfectly compatible host.

Roughly 90% of the world's human population can be infected by the virus and turn to zombies, while those who escape infection could be killed by the infected. Roughly 1 in 10 million people will become a Tyrant when infected.

All lifeforms, ranging from primitive insects to mammals, can be infected by the 'T-virus'.
The 'T-virus' was responsible for the outbreak of mutants in and near Raccoon city in 1998.
by Jonathan December 26, 2003
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jewdar

The special power posessed only by Jews that enables them to identify Jews by looks or, at most, hearing them speak. It is imporant to note that non-Jews do not and cannot have this power, as many of them naively believe that all Jews are fair-skinned with huge noses and jew-fros. Only some of us are, shmucks.
You'd be surprised at how many Jews come in here.... my jewdar is off the charts.
by Jonathan January 18, 2004
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rewie

You: Rewie!
Stupid Kid: Who?
You: REWIE!!!!!!
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May Rewie Bless You
by Jonathan January 19, 2004
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clean head

Instead of picking teams, the guys divided up between CLEAN HEADS and cheese dicks for a game of hoops.
by Jonathan January 20, 2004
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taco meat

excessive armpit hair that at first glance appears to look like juicy ground meat
"Damn, taco meat freak!"
by Jonathan January 27, 2004
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icite

Word used by quebeckers. Bastardization of "ici".
Icite chu chez nous.
by Jonathan January 28, 2004
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moé

Bastardization for quebeckers of "moi".
C't'à moé ça!.
Donne moé ça.
by Jonathan January 28, 2004
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