jon's definitions

short fatty

a penis that is short and fat

by jon September 2, 2003

Corey Ott Mathematics

The style of math used when you multiply the answer by two and add one.

2+2=9

In regular form: 2+2=4

4 x 2=8

8 + 1=9

So, in Corey Ott Math, 2+2=9

by Jon February 25, 2005

Palo

Palo is basically a guy who likes to have sex with big fat transexual ogres. In his free time, he enjoys buttfucking horny kangaroos and eating cow testicles.

"Yummy." said Palo. "These testicles are delicious! I think I'll have some more"

by Jon July 5, 2004

Amshack

a small temporary-looking Amtrak train station resembling a bus shelter or shack, usually replacing a larger, older more opulent station. A symbol of the decline of passenger rail in the United States.

The amshack station replaced the larger station next door built at the height of rail travel.

by Jon November 8, 2003

loco

A hot hip hop clothing line

Yo did you see him wearin those new loco jeans.

by Jon March 8, 2004

peepulation

A fan of WWE superstar Christian.

I am Christian. If you like me, you are a peep.

by Jon December 8, 2004

Castle Ass

The severe gastrointestinal disturbance that follows the consumption of a large volume of White Castle burgers, especially a 10-sack of cheeseburgers.

Castle Ass is the number one killer of young adult males in Wisconsin.

by Jon April 4, 2005