jon's definitions

fauxtest

To fake-protest as opposed to 'fake-test' as the name suggests.

A fauxtest of this said Fur-con would be the proper way to handle such a debacle.

by Jon November 26, 2004

Jerz

A common name for a dog, cat, or any other pet alike.

Jeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

by Jon January 26, 2003

9 bar

A extremly large amount of draw

Oi mate, how much is that 9 bar

by Jon November 20, 2003

Castle Ass

The severe gastrointestinal disturbance that follows the consumption of a large volume of White Castle burgers, especially a 10-sack of cheeseburgers.

Castle Ass is the number one killer of young adult males in Wisconsin.

by Jon April 4, 2005

mxslicer

Someone who is unable to comprehend the slightest facts because he has a heavy "de-liberalizer" filter on his monitor.

Blindly worships anything conservative and republican, and uses ah homenien attacks to defend himself.

Jon: So I'm not happy with the current government.
MxSlicer: Shut up your P**** FA*
Another Conservative: Shup Up Mxslicer, your making your party look bad.

by Jon April 17, 2005

gael

The only person that matters to me, The person i love more than anyone i know or have known.

...the reason i live

GaelGaelGaelGaelGaelGaelGaelGaelGael yes yes yes yea

by jon January 2, 2005

god

God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?

God help us.

by Jon December 26, 2003