jon's definitions

Vag Tap

Almost like a ball tap, except tapping a girls vagina.

Carly wouldn't shut her damn trap, so I vag tapped her.

by Jon February 5, 2004

FoxTrot

The Best comic strip ever made by Bill Amend. If you don't read it, you're gay, If you've never heard of it, get a life, and you are still gay.

The kids in FoxTrot are always doing wierd things.

by Jon May 18, 2004

hangaman

a type of homeless person that at least one point in his/her life lived in a mental hospital

There's a hangaman that sleeps at the bus stop at night.

by JoN February 19, 2004

Mordor

From "The Lord of the Rings," the evil land of Sauron the Dark Lord. Please do not ring the front gate after 9PM, thx. -- mgmt

One does not simply waltz into Mordor.

by Jon February 17, 2005

gobshite

my mate rob

erm, my mate rob is a gobshite

by jon August 13, 2003

soup sandwich

A sandwich that is to be eaten with a soup.

We had spagehtti O's and a soup sandwich.

by Jon October 27, 2003

feet first

previously on tuesday nights at camden palace the best night out full of cool people were everyone was off their face on ecstacy, with sick cotches to chill.

man lets get everyone down feet first this week its gonna be totally nuts

by jon December 5, 2004