johny fucking depp's definitions

shitty piece of shit

when piece of shit isnt enough

that shitty piece of shit

by johny fucking depp January 14, 2021

relief

the feeling you get when the teacher disconnects from the zoom call

im so relieved its the weekend fuck yes *sigh of relief*

by johny fucking depp April 8, 2021

oiuy uijuijk

when you bang your head on the keyboard

you guys better like this def because i literally had to bang my head on the keyboard so you better like it or else...

person 1: oiuy uijuijk

person 2: wtf
person1: i just banged my head on my keyboard
person 2: why
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by johny fucking depp February 9, 2021

nothing

what i can do after a long day of online classes

i just got done with online school and the only thing i plan on doing is nothing

by johny fucking depp March 31, 2021

computer

something i want to punch after a day of online school

im sick and tired of quarantine. not even my computer can take it, its starting to run slow

by johny fucking depp April 5, 2021

hell

the world we are living in right now

we did it! we time traveled! but what year is it
im gonna go ask that guy over there
HEY WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY?!
i sit inside doing work, and when im done i just play fortnite for 4 or 5 hours straight, eat dinner and go to bed, and that repeats monday thru friday
its the year of living hell PUT YOUR FUCKING MASK ON

by johny fucking depp March 19, 2021

fuck

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fuck i am so fucking bored i have no fucking thing to do what the fuck fuck fuck fuck

by johny fucking depp April 7, 2021