Definitions by johny fucking depp

hell 

the world we are living in right now

we did it! we time traveled! but what year is it
im gonna go ask that guy over there
HEY WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY?!
i sit inside doing work, and when im done i just play fortnite for 4 or 5 hours straight, eat dinner and go to bed, and that repeats monday thru friday
its the year of living hell PUT YOUR FUCKING MASK ON

hell by johny fucking depp March 19, 2021

hell 

the literal world we are living in right now. due to covid, kids have had to stay home and do online classes, nobody can do anything fun, and we have to stay home and play Fortnite all day because that's all we CAN do

fuck corona it made the world living hell. i have to sit inside doing work half of the day monday-friday, and play fortnite after. i need to go outside and shit and not just sit inside and play video games all day. dont get me wrong- i like to play alot of fortnite, but its boring just to sit there and not go anywhere and play fortnite for 4 or 5 hours straight

hell by johny fucking depp March 19, 2021

HELP ME NOW@!1~!!1!11!!111!!!!1!!1|"111111 

PLEASE HELP I AM NOW TRAPPED IN URBAN DICTIONARY THIS IS NOT A JOKE PLEASE HELP I WILL PROBABLY BE DEAD BY APRIL PLEASE HELP SEND HELP NOW I WAS CAUGHT BY THE EVIL OVERLORDS OF URBAN DICTIONARY THIS IS NOT A JOKE

HELP I WILL NOT SAY IT AGAIN THIS IS NOT A JOKE HELP ME NOW@!1~!!1!11!!111!!!!1!!1|"111111

HELP ME NOW@!1~!!1!11!!111!!!!1!!1|"111111 by johny fucking depp March 17, 2021

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p by johny fucking depp March 16, 2021

school

the boiler room of hell that gives the majority of people who go to it have physical, mental, and emotional pain and suffering. 70% of the fucking shit you learn there you end up forgetting, or it is something you will never need to use in the majority of your life. most of the food there is literally food from hell's trash can, or rotting dog shit. lets face it, school gives everybody who reads this definition pain and suffering until like 16 (bc u dont have to go to college) . i dont even know why I wrote all of this because the definition of school is just mental and emotion suffering

me: *gets beat up at school*
teachers: oh no! anyway *random shit you will never use in your life*

school by johny fucking depp March 10, 2021

school

something that causes us all physical, mental, and emotional pain and suffering

school is the worst it is shit shit shit shit shit I want to kill myself jump off a bridge and die diefwfwqefewqfeargreqgeqrg3eqrgeqrgqregeqgeqrgegeg help help help help help help mem memememememememmeeeee;oewfewjkeowifjkowifjeiwpfkwoefkowiefijewifjiwefjrehughrui i just need to get out of this hellhole just please help eewwewfewrgerjgerwighe4wruighvesrutihgerhgherigheurgherugherighureghegherghegegqeugrhergreigheiwhgehuwh ergfherghh the teachers suck they do nothing for you they give you no help they are lazy and mean and cruel and abusive just come to my house and kill me plz fdqerferawfgrwqrfgeqrgeqrgerqgewrsfgearwrger

school by johny fucking depp March 9, 2021

shit 

something school makes me feel like

school is shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

shit by johny fucking depp March 8, 2021