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Fun Vacuum

Someone who sucks the fun from everything.
In aftershift training, instead of letting us go off the drop slides, the head guard made us practice CPR. Our head guard is a fun vacuum.
by johnny mc awesome August 15, 2009
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Bowling for bullshit

a Colombine-esq massacre of the pc community by Infinity Ward and its community chairman Robert Bowling. A new campaign slogan, it would seem
WHAT??? NO DEDICATED SERVERS??? were bowling for bullshit here, fucking bullshit
by johnny mc awesome January 13, 2010
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apect

a little used version of the word "masturbate" . also known as Apecting while in the act of doing.
watching this porn makes me feel like i have to apect. Apecting 6 times a day may lead to sore hands.
by johnny mc awesome April 14, 2008
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The Double Turkey

A variant of the Turkey handshake fail, where confusion between whether a handshake or a fist bump will be played leads to an accidental fist-palm. This new handshake takes that idea and doubles it, and makes it intentional. The first individual holds out a fist, the second person open palm slaps the fist in a downward fashion; the second person then makes a fist, and the first individual slaps the fist in a downward fashion.
John showed us that it was possible to recover from the fatal Turkey Shake by doubling down with the Double Turkey.
by johnny mc awesome May 31, 2015
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Dont be so Mayo

phrase

Campaign slogan using Miracle Whip to create a false sense of belonging, over mayonnaise. Emphasis on cool created by posing with Hipsters and drop out models. Anyone can rock out the mayo, and go unnoticed, but it takes a true douchebag to rock the 'Whip.
"Dont go unnoticed, Dont blend in, Dont be ordinary, boring, or bland.

In other words, DONT BE SO MAYO!"
by johnny mc awesome February 25, 2011
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Albomb

noun verb

An explosive upload of digital media, typically all at once, in an album that has no distinct theme
Jack had so many picture of his childhood that he just didnt have room for anymore, so he decided to assemble them into an Albomb and drop it on his profile.

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Jack's initial thought was to Albomb his cache of porn onto his profile, but decided against it, in fear that the fed's would cite against it.
by johnny mc awesome February 26, 2011
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Sheen the fuck up

{phrase}

Dont just sit there being a pansy ass fuck, be a WINNER!
Person a: Goddammit, we got our ass stomped in football.

Person b: IDGAF im a winner, you need to sheen the fuck up dawg.
by johnny mc awesome March 22, 2011
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