Definitions by johnny chingas
morning stiffy
A characteristic of the male human. The morning stiffy occurs at about 6 AM. Hard to ignore by the male, it should be hidden from the human female, lest she think that it is a lollipop....
"Well, I woke up with a morning stiffy... so I wanted to do up the old lady, but she said, 'Get away from me !!'"....
"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."
"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."
morning stiffy by Johnny Chingas June 29, 2009
bong'n'prong
Bong'n'prong is a dating service that can be reached at a 1 800 number. First you bong, then you prong !!!
"Are you having trouble with your sex life ? Call 1 800 bong'n'prong today !! We always satisfy !!!"
bong'n'prong by Johnny Chingas June 29, 2009
glass dick
OK, glass dick... the pronunciation is important here...
Bray like a donkey...
GLA.A.A.A.A.S DICK !!!!
GLAAAAAAAAAS DICK !!!!!!
(Shows what losers crackheads are, see ??)
Bray like a donkey...
GLA.A.A.A.A.S DICK !!!!
GLAAAAAAAAAS DICK !!!!!!
(Shows what losers crackheads are, see ??)
glass dick by Johnny Chingas June 22, 2009
bull bitch
A bull bitch is a particularly difficult situation. It can also be a hard nut to crack as far as females go.
Boy, I'll tell ya, making a phone call in Compton is a real bull bitch.
That woman is so hard core; a bull bitch, if you ask me.....
That woman is so hard core; a bull bitch, if you ask me.....
bull bitch by johnny chingas April 29, 2009
nippleman
An industrial-type worker, male or female, who assures that nipples of various varieties are in proper working order.
This job might require various clamps, suction cups, pumps, and other assorted attachments...
This job might require various clamps, suction cups, pumps, and other assorted attachments...
"So, you're applying for nippleman, eh ?"
"Oh, yes Ma'am !!"
"Well, I hope you have a bit of experience..."
"Oh yes Ma'am, in Las Vegas and New Orleans.."
"Well, we'll try you for a few hours.."
"Oh, thank you Ma'am !!!!"
"Oh, yes Ma'am !!"
"Well, I hope you have a bit of experience..."
"Oh yes Ma'am, in Las Vegas and New Orleans.."
"Well, we'll try you for a few hours.."
"Oh, thank you Ma'am !!!!"
nippleman by johnny chingas April 29, 2009
hardon
Well I guess the "achievement of erection"
in the male gender, but it can also represent a mental state, maybe in girls too, I dunno....
in the male gender, but it can also represent a mental state, maybe in girls too, I dunno....
1) "Well, first ya git 'er down on 'er hands and KNEES.... Then ya reach around and grab a handful o' BOOB... Then see if ya don't get a hardon !!!
2) "Yeah, I'm just BitTorrenting some more John Holmes..."
"Dude, I have a total hardon for what you're doing !!!!"
3) "Wow, that was a HARD hardon !!!!"
2) "Yeah, I'm just BitTorrenting some more John Holmes..."
"Dude, I have a total hardon for what you're doing !!!!"
3) "Wow, that was a HARD hardon !!!!"
hardon by Johnny Chingas February 22, 2009
thai stick
"The police in Glendale, California, raided a large party yesterday evening. Among the goods confiscated were alcoholic beverages, Quaalude, cocaine, and a substantial amount of a potent marijuana concentrate called Thai stick."
thai stick by Johnny Chingas February 22, 2009