johnny blaze69's definitions

airshit

What happens when it feels like you've got to take a big shit but when you sit on the toilet you just let out a massive fart.

Not to be confused with Airship.

Oh man I just took the biggest airshit.

by johnny blaze69 February 22, 2008

WallyMart

Another word for WAL-MART. Like Wallyworld.

Lets go down to Wallymart and pick up some crap.

by johnny blaze69 August 4, 2010

Patriarchitecture

Structures and buildings built by men for men. Or, the habit of naming buildings or structures after famous men.

Rome is rich in patriarchitecture. Walking through its streets and alleyways, you can see all the thought and hard work men did to build such grand things without any help from women whatsoever.

by johnny blaze69 June 6, 2015

devil's rush

Bath salt snooters. "Battery acid for your brain."

What is that stuff? Devil's Rush. Ever had it? You're going to need it so do it. And maybe later you'll become a man.

by johnny blaze69 January 10, 2016

wikishit

Wikishit, or WS.

The term used to describe instances of sugustions of information on various topics in wikipedia that is false. This is usually expressed by opinion.

That article on evolution is currently wikishit, most likely edited by creationists.

by johnny blaze69 August 12, 2006

dicked drink

To surreptitiously place one's penis in a cocktail at the bar while the girl goes to use the restroom.

When I got back to the bar my mint julep tasted like ass. Steve was smiling at me, he'd just served me a dicked drink.

by johnny blaze69 September 20, 2017

ride the lightning

to get drunk on moonshine or "white lightning"

Them boys finished that batch last night, time to ride the lightning.

by johnny blaze69 April 18, 2008