airshit

What happens when it feels like you've got to take a big shit but when you sit on the toilet you just let out a massive fart.

Not to be confused with Airship.

Oh man I just took the biggest airshit.

by johnny blaze69 February 22, 2008

WallyMart

Another word for WAL-MART. Like Wallyworld.

Lets go down to Wallymart and pick up some crap.

by johnny blaze69 August 04, 2010

devil's rush

Bath salt snooters. "Battery acid for your brain."

What is that stuff? Devil's Rush. Ever had it? You're going to need it so do it. And maybe later you'll become a man.

by johnny blaze69 January 10, 2016

terrorists win

Alternate name for the game "counter strike"

I have a problem i spent all of sunday playing terrorists win.

by johnny blaze69 September 03, 2007

wikishit

Wikishit, or WS.

The term used to describe instances of sugustions of information on various topics in wikipedia that is false. This is usually expressed by opinion.

That article on evolution is currently wikishit, most likely edited by creationists.

by johnny blaze69 August 12, 2006

dicked drink

To surreptitiously place one's penis in a cocktail at the bar while the girl goes to use the restroom.

When I got back to the bar my mint julep tasted like ass. Steve was smiling at me, he'd just served me a dicked drink.

by johnny blaze69 September 20, 2017

indian winter

A winter that lasts longer than expected.

The groundhog saw his shadow, looks like another Indian winter.

by johnny blaze69 March 01, 2009