Definitions by johnny blaze69

dicked drink

To surreptitiously place one's penis in a cocktail at the bar while the girl goes to use the restroom.

When I got back to the bar my mint julep tasted like ass. Steve was smiling at me, he'd just served me a dicked drink.

dicked drink by johnny blaze69 September 20, 2017

devil's rush 

Bath salt snooters. "Battery acid for your brain."

What is that stuff? Devil's Rush. Ever had it? You're going to need it so do it. And maybe later you'll become a man.

devil's rush by johnny blaze69 January 10, 2016

Patriarchitecture

Structures and buildings built by men for men. Or, the habit of naming buildings or structures after famous men.

Rome is rich in patriarchitecture. Walking through its streets and alleyways, you can see all the thought and hard work men did to build such grand things without any help from women whatsoever.

Patriarchitecture by johnny blaze69 June 6, 2015

WallyMart 

Another word for WAL-MART. Like Wallyworld.

Lets go down to Wallymart and pick up some crap.

WallyMart by johnny blaze69 August 4, 2010

indian winter 

A winter that lasts longer than expected.

The groundhog saw his shadow, looks like another Indian winter.

indian winter by johnny blaze69 March 1, 2009

ride the lightning

to get drunk on moonshine or "white lightning"

Them boys finished that batch last night, time to ride the lightning.

ride the lightning by johnny blaze69 April 18, 2008

airshit

What happens when it feels like you've got to take a big shit but when you sit on the toilet you just let out a massive fart.

Not to be confused with Airship.

Oh man I just took the biggest airshit.

airshit by johnny blaze69 February 22, 2008