40 definitions by john wesley
Someone of considerable self-worth that is only important in their own insignificant world. Suffering from severe delusions of grandeur, they think the world will end abruptly when they cease to exist.
King Joe: "I am such a professional, this organization should be really honored to be benfitting from my knowledge and expertise."
Observer: "what a king joe"
Observer: "what a king joe"
by john wesley February 12, 2008
artistic expression used to describe the latest flood of cookie cutter songs from every current-era female pop musician. Recognizable by the usual accompaniment of pianos or violins, these are the songs that are inducing the collective menstrual cycles of the radio free world. Although usually reserved for female musicians, the term can, in some instances, be applied to the critique of male musicians if the estrogen level is deemed beyond the “Seminal Trappings” term assigned to the same music.
Female: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Vaginal Moanings of Sara Bareilles and Taylor Swift.
Male: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Vaginal Moanings of James Blunt.
Male: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Vaginal Moanings of James Blunt.
by john wesley February 7, 2008
The bitch in the back seat on a road trip that will not shut the fuck up about what is on the radio but also thinks dance music is required to play no matter what the occasion or where you are going.
backseat DJ: "i wanna shake my booty!!!!"
driver: "shut the fuck up, it's 5a.m. and we are going to the airport."
driver: "shut the fuck up, it's 5a.m. and we are going to the airport."
by john wesley February 12, 2008
A coma-like, mid-afternoon sleep like state resulting from a) "whoring it up" the night before; b) planning to "whore it up" later in the evening or c) a combination of the two.
by john wesley February 22, 2008
A member of the Fire Department whose only apparent job is to stand in the front yard of the scene with arms crossed, otherwise not doing a damn thing.
by john wesley February 9, 2008
Someone who can't resist a yard sale item no matter how fucking useless in either:
a) the attempt to resale said piece of shit for a quarter profit or...
b) thinks they will have a pretty good use for said item later
a) the attempt to resale said piece of shit for a quarter profit or...
b) thinks they will have a pretty good use for said item later
Patrick was such a crap herder, he picked up some broken tables from the trash collection pile and brought them to work.
by john wesley February 9, 2008
by john wesley March 5, 2008