by John Wayne January 12, 2005
Get the bone dancemug. A short, stocky wide youth, who looks like an "umpa-lumpa" or a "hobbit". Asian appearance, small fat hands with a receding hairline (balding). Loves cheese and onion potato chips and chilli bread sandwich as a quick snack. Often gets abused by tall white men by the names of Gregory. Also has a hobby of playing with his penis.
Humpa: Ohhhhh man! *eats chilli bread sandwich, plays with penis and licks fingers* Ahh my balls are on fire!
Me: Damn, that chilli smell reminds me of a Humpa.
Me: Damn, that chilli smell reminds me of a Humpa.
by John Wayne May 13, 2005
Get the humpamug. When there is a chemical reaction in the body that sets off electrons to the sack letting you know there is pussy within a 4 mile radius
by John wayne March 08, 2016
Get the poon metermug. normally someone who lives in rural parts of the south, drives a jacked up 4x4 pick-up, spends the weekend hunting and/or fishin',wears boots and a fish hook on their camo hats. if anybody is racist it's white yankees. Us good rednecks despise the KKK. color of skin doesn't matter to us.
by john wayne December 02, 2004
Get the redneckmug. A short, stocky wide youth, who looks like an "umpa-lumpa" or a "hobbit". Asian appearance, small fat hands with a receding hairline (balding). Loves cheese and onion potato chips and chilli bread sandwich as a quick snack. Often gets abused by tall white men by the names of Gregory. Also has a hobby of playing with his penis.
Humpa: Ohhhhh man! *eats chilli bread sandwich, plays with penis and licks fingers* Ahh my balls are on fire!
Me: Damn, that chilli smell reminds me of a Humpa.
Me: Damn, that chilli smell reminds me of a Humpa.
by John Wayne May 13, 2005
Get the humpamug. 
Home of the most violence & finest drugs .Most gangster town in Florida . Also know as the "chopper city" for the many guns in the town.
by John Wayne September 28, 2015
Get the South Apopkamug.