john really brown's definitions

brown mile

when you run a mile, maybe in gym class for your androgenous "teacher and the pressure on your ass is too close for comfort. as you cross the finish line you actually shit. it can actually happen anytime in the race to qualify for brown mile status. any brown council inductee must celebrate with a bown town

i just ate pizza hut
i just ate chicken
i just drank junior juice
i ran a mile
and i couldnt take it anymore
i just shit at the end.
i did a brown mile.
yea, i did a brown mile

by john really brown November 5, 2006

bongne

pronounced "bong-nee", its the acne on your face, most popularly on your chin which came about due to contact with a bong. many times bong users will break out around the contact area with the mouth piece.

the bong gets passed around, the germs are spread, the acne is spread, but as bongne

by john really brown November 30, 2006

man bubble bath

when a girl is showered by a mans milky man glue.

ill hit you with my man bubble bath
i ll hit you with my man glue

*splat* johnny comed on my face,its like a man bubble bath

by john really brown September 23, 2006

t-bill

like the sex act of t-bag or t-bagging, this has to do with a stockbroker sticking his thick, firm, long-term government bond in and out of a throat.

i t-billed your wife greenspan

by john really brown November 16, 2006

jism algorithm

an algorithm is a procedure (a finite set of well-defined instructions) for accomplishing some task which, given an initial state, will terminate in a defined end-state. A Jism Algorithim is when The computational complexity and efficient implementation of the algorithm are so strong and firm that sperm leaks out.
translated into Latin in the 12th century, as Jisimi Algoritmi de numero Indorum, which title was likely intended to mean "Algoritmi about the numbers of the Indians which i made white and cream-like", where "Algoritmi" was the translator's rendition of the author's name and "jisimi" meant cum, white cum; but people misunderstanding the title treated Jisimi Algoritmi as a Latin plural and this led to the word "Jism algorithm"

i gave my stockbrokers wife a jism algorithm after i t-bagged her and before i t-billed her.

by john really brown November 16, 2006

brown ribbon

to win the brown ribbon, you must understand two things. it is very much akin to the blue ribbon in a horse show, and it was invented for the Poop Olympics.

the brown ribbon is given to the winner of the longest and firmest shit.
the brown ribbon is a thin slice of nylon ribbon, width of 4 cm. and is sharp to the touchings. each log is lined up in the Log Lineup and one by one one is tried to be cut by the ribbon. the one thewith the most shitsistance (resistance of shit sue to corn ratio or other thing) this one wins it.

it the poop olympiad of brownsville, tx, Irving Logman won the brown ribbon.
it now adornes his fireplace.

by john really brown September 6, 2006

barge a trois

when three barges are in close contact with each other out in the oceans. .they also trade sea hookers and other snacks and tasty treats.

there are three barges in the long island sound. they are having a barge a trois and sea dogs are shitting on hookers. sea style.

by john really brown September 30, 2006