john really brown's definitions

brown town

when you give a girl a hot lunch, which is leaving man logs on her chest, then making her form them into a small city diarama.

mikey- i want to shit on you
mandy- only if i can make a brown town after
jim- ill watch and poopstabate

by john really brown July 9, 2006

logarithm

mathmatical process by which a shit/corn ratio is aquired. it is devised from taking the amount of corn in your shit and dividing it by the total mass of your log, including water content and multiplying by 100. is expressed in units called nibblets. my corn ratio is 22 niblets some days.

shannon- hey i am eating corn
tim- maybe you will shit some out
dan- ill get my calculator so we can logarithm afterwards.

by john really brown July 9, 2006

boom box sex

when you have sex with a girl, and you get a boom box. in return for an given orgasm, you will be rewarded with a boom box as a thank you gift. popular in the new england region and among asians

sandra- how do i have sex if im ugly
tommy- e z , just get a boom box as a gift
sandy- yea its boom box sex, all the ugly girls do it
steve- yea i once banged a girl for a my first sony, yo

by john really brown July 8, 2006

milton bradley

the act of having sex while dressed up as the monopoly man. it can be every day, or only when your girl passes go. prefereabbly on a boardwalk or when she has grown out her marvin garden.

mike- i want sex
jane-well i want board games
james- how bout i solve both and play milton bradley

by john really brown July 8, 2006

marvin garden

eating a girls vagina while it has hair. preferabbly a blonde girl since marving gardens in monopoly is colored brown. also can be associated with a $12 eating of the box since its rent is that price.

your box has hair janet
janet- yea rich likes to marvin garden

by john really brown July 8, 2006

sandpaper

when you use sand paper for a lube. many have tried this aspect to no avail, but it shall be tried again this millenia. it leaves both parties sensitive and just. tired and tight,and blue. you can actually sandpaper your dong to create a grit like sensation before you become erect and ejaculatory.

jane- lets spice up our sex life
dan- yea its more like sex pergutory
jane- haha, u r funny, but i saw someone use a new type of lube
dan- oh yea?
jane- yea
dan- well lets do it, lets use sandpaper for some grit.
jane- i will like it
dan- yes you will
jane- thanks, i hope i dont get a dry
san- oh no no, you will just get an orgasm

by john really brown June 14, 2006

porcelain touch

when you slap someone in the back while they are pissing in a urinal so hard, or with such a pinpointed force that they are cuaght in limbo and they weiner touches the porcelain, since it is out becuase of peeing.

dan-hey john are you happy
jim- porcelain touch say what
mike- *slap*
all- haaha we got ya( as johns "dick" touches the dirty herpes ridden urinal)
john- damn
mike- yea damn
jim- hahaaha
all- hahah yea samn

by john really brown June 13, 2006