by john really brown November 25, 2006
pronounced "bong-nee", its the acne on your face, most popularly on your chin which came about due to contact with a bong. many times bong users will break out around the contact area with the mouth piece.
by john really brown November 30, 2006
Socrates didnt die from hemlock, he died from shitricide.
shitricide is the act of crocheting your ass check forcing bowels to be witheld inside the anal cavity. It was forggotton about until one day in london, man would actually pass out on the golf course, and becuase they wore kilts, the shit would tinkle down their knees, causing skin decay. So golfers would hold in their shits by crocheting their cheeks. THe first man to die was Wiston churchill. in his will he order the act of holding in your shits till death is called shitricide.
shitricide is the act of crocheting your ass check forcing bowels to be witheld inside the anal cavity. It was forggotton about until one day in london, man would actually pass out on the golf course, and becuase they wore kilts, the shit would tinkle down their knees, causing skin decay. So golfers would hold in their shits by crocheting their cheeks. THe first man to die was Wiston churchill. in his will he order the act of holding in your shits till death is called shitricide.
oh man, your putt like your shitricidal
haha, if you would have missed that putt, you might as well commit shitricide
=hey where tommy
=oh juan, dont you know he committed shitricide last week
=oh yea mother teresah was watching him play golf and he didnt want to take the chance....
=well thats what we call rolling the brown dice
-poor tommy, in his will he will rememeber shitricide
haha, if you would have missed that putt, you might as well commit shitricide
=hey where tommy
=oh juan, dont you know he committed shitricide last week
=oh yea mother teresah was watching him play golf and he didnt want to take the chance....
=well thats what we call rolling the brown dice
-poor tommy, in his will he will rememeber shitricide
by john really brown April 17, 2006
when you run a mile, maybe in gym class for your androgenous "teacher and the pressure on your ass is too close for comfort. as you cross the finish line you actually shit. it can actually happen anytime in the race to qualify for brown mile status. any brown council inductee must celebrate with a bown town
i just ate pizza hut
i just ate chicken
i just drank junior juice
i ran a mile
and i couldnt take it anymore
i just shit at the end.
i did a brown mile.
yea, i did a brown mile
i just ate chicken
i just drank junior juice
i ran a mile
and i couldnt take it anymore
i just shit at the end.
i did a brown mile.
yea, i did a brown mile
by john really brown November 05, 2006
the act of having sex while dressed up as the monopoly man. it can be every day, or only when your girl passes go. prefereabbly on a boardwalk or when she has grown out her marvin garden.
by john really brown July 07, 2006
ill hit you with my man bubble bath
i ll hit you with my man glue
*splat* johnny comed on my face,its like a man bubble bath
i ll hit you with my man glue
*splat* johnny comed on my face,its like a man bubble bath
by john really brown September 23, 2006
when you give a girl a hot lunch, which is leaving man logs on her chest, then making her form them into a small city diarama.
mikey- i want to shit on you
mandy- only if i can make a brown town after
jim- ill watch and poopstabate
mandy- only if i can make a brown town after
jim- ill watch and poopstabate
by john really brown July 09, 2006