Definitions by john r.

in the oven

a place where the selected object can grow, mature, come to fruition, finalize

1)she's got a bun in the oven (= she's pregnant)
2)they've got a bun in the oven (= they're an item and she's pregnant)
3)i've got a new application in the oven (=i'm working on some new software)
4)i've got a new project in the oven (=i'm working on a new project at the office, that is, in my day job)

in the oven by John R. December 30, 2003

off the island 

1) out of line

2) unpopular

3) antisocial

You are really so off the island (as in those reality tv shows where you get voted off because you're some kind of fuck-up)

off the island by John R. December 29, 2003

dummy load

1) an artificial antenna (one which does not radiate radio energy, therefore does not communicate)

2) something (or someone) who absorbs energy but gives nothing in return

3) an male ejaculate that contains no sperm (that is, he has had a vasectomy)

1) he put a dummy load on the transmitter to test it (without it radiating and possibly interfering with other communications).

2) Nigel's a dummy load.

3) He delivered a dummy load into the box.

dummy load by John R. December 24, 2003

DE 

"from", commonly used on the internet and in Amateur Radio

best regards de your loverboy

DE by John R. December 15, 2003

Load 

a portion of cum

Just as she finished rolling the condom onto my dick I blew my load.

Load by John R. December 9, 2003

pansy 

a cute flower that looks like a face

She went to the garden to pick a bouquet of pansies.

pansy by John R. December 9, 2003

reservoir tip 

the closed end of a (male) condom; the diameter of the condom is greatly reduced for the last 1/2-to-3/4".This small chamber reduces the pressure of semen in the end of the condom, reducing the risk of the condom breaking.

She squashed the reservoir tip of the condom with her thumb and forefinger as she rolled the 'lube' onto his erect penis.

reservoir tip by John R. December 9, 2003