john gaskell's definitions

jid

A Giro Cheque issued on a fortnightly basis to the unemployed in Britain.
Also: Jigger, Giro, Scratch

" is fuckin right kid, I'll pay ye that when I get me jid, you know that lad!!!"

by John Gaskell February 11, 2004

charlesworth

A student's terminology for Cocaine.
The word is commonly used by the person(s) who have never tried the drug but use this slang to fit in with people associated within the cocaine drug culture.

"hhmmmmm yes of course I was out on the weekend man!!! never slept a wink, I was on the old Charlesworth"

by John Gaskell February 11, 2004

gibba

A breast which is long, thin and sucked dry.

"man, one of them was a Gibba and the other was normal, she is fuckin rank"

by John Gaskell March 6, 2004

tagnut

A small rounded off piece of excriment that clings on to the hair around the bumhole. Can only be removed with thumb and index finger,thus, creating quite a stink

GIRL: " ooohh, you dirty boy, lick me bumhole too"
LAD: " FUCK!!!! you dirty bitch, not only do you have a hairy arse but its full of Tagnuts"
GIRL: "pick em off for us then"
LAD: " get to fuck, put your Clobber back on and leave quietly before I punch your cunt in"

by John Gaskell March 6, 2004

Clobber

Clothes, you wear your Clobber.

" I'm off to town to buy meself some new Clobber, might have a few bevvy's in the spoons too "

by John Gaskell March 6, 2004

My bird

An extremely good looking girl who loves me and my cock

"my bird is a stunner, pity about yours"

by John Gaskell March 6, 2004

swedge

To Fight with another person(S). To Swedge.

" I went doon tae the fitba at Easter Road and ended up in a massive Swedge after the Game "

by John Gaskell March 7, 2004