Definitions by john gaskell

Farting Terms

A Milestone in a new relationship were both parties male and female feel at ease when breaking wind in front of one another thus getting quite accustomed to it.

" you've been with that bird for time and your not even on Farting Terms yet, do you have to go the bathroom every time you need to rasp? "

Farting Terms by John Gaskell April 8, 2004

Stinker 

An ugly female, usually fat with an Overbite. Undesirable to the male species.

" I fuckin hate Fat Stinkers but I fuckin seem to love em when I'm Bladdered. "

Stinker by John Gaskell April 1, 2004

Gutted 

A Slang Word meaning Disapointed.

" I was with a girl all night Gettin Into her and I had a full-on rock cock the for the whole night, right at the end when I was fingering her, just about to pull her kecks all the way down, her fuckin door goes and its her fuckin mum, YOU CUNT!! I was Gutted

Gutted by John Gaskell March 31, 2004

Gettin' Into 

A Prodedure usually known as Kissing or French Kissing.Also: Tapping Off,Making Out,Kopping off etc.

" Who the fuck was that bird you were Gettin' Into? Boris Karloff's Lad? "

Gettin' Into by John Gaskell March 31, 2004

Cocky's Hut

An Overlarge Belly usually due to heavy drinking, short Slang for 'Cocky Watchmans Hut', Gut.Also: Ned Kelly

GIRL: " I'm not bein funny but that Cockys Hut is gettin fuckin massive, I've been gettin onto it when I suckin ye cock"
LAD: " Does it get in the way? do you want me to get the crash helmet out the shed or what? "

Cocky's Hut by John Gaskell March 31, 2004

Lamp The Stinker 

A Term used when a group of male friends are desperately trying to fuck a group of female friends,but,amongst the female group is a stinker (an undesireable girl). Thus A member of the male group needs to 'Lamp The Stinker' in order to get the rest of girly group to follow suit. Also: 'Fall on the Grenade'

" oh my word, look at them fuckin shit hot girls in the corner!, fuck me one of them is a bit rough though, who's turn is it to Lamp The Sticker? "

Lamp The Stinker by John Gaskell March 31, 2004

Jingly Jangly 

A state of nervousness one has to overcome the next day after a heavy Bender, the hands usually shake alot even Ozzy Osbourne would be proud of.

" I'm jingly Jangly today, a few Stella Artois tins may overcome this problem methinks "

Jingly Jangly by John Gaskell March 29, 2004