john doe's definitions

cable

fast Internet service
AKA highspeed broadband
requires purchase of a cable modem.
speeds of up to a few mb.
great for downloading porn and viewing it

I used my highspeed cable Internet connection to download some hot Briana Banks videos off Kazaa

by John Doe January 21, 2004

Barvaz

The Super duck of efnet

Barvaz Barvaz Barvaz

by John Doe January 10, 2005

bitey

When somebody is not a happy chappy.

Hmm, Bob's a bit bitey today, better stay away.

by John Doe April 20, 2004

Goober

A ball of earwax, not to be mistaken for booger, which is the G and B reversed.

EWWW! He' got goober his face!

by John Doe July 9, 2004

skipper

anything that is completly not cool and that nobody likes; or something completly idiotic.

wow that flesh eating fungus is almost as bad a skipper; man i pulled a skipper when i put a hampster in my ass.

by John Doe August 13, 2004

spz

moron; stupid beyond belief; idiot

Look at that spz, he thinks hanky panky means a dress.

by John Doe March 3, 2005

Thrill Kill

Thrill Kill was a PSX game so gory, bloody and violent that it was banned a few days after it came out.

He illegally had Thrill Kill because it was banned from North America

by John Doe January 3, 2005