john doe's definitions

Goober

A ball of earwax, not to be mistaken for booger, which is the G and B reversed.

EWWW! He' got goober his face!

by John Doe July 9, 2004

Pudster

A kid who thinks he is cool and is really a total fag and gets strap-on dildoes up his ass by a n ass-goblin.

Pudster is walking a little funny after last night.

by John Doe July 12, 2004

heaf

Heaf is short for fat head.

Hey heaf!
Hey heaf!

by John Doe July 14, 2004

Federer

A wild beastly tennis player that wins by feasting on the strings of the opponents tennis racket.

Roger Federer it the biggest Federer i've eves seen. He ate my string, and my kids!

by John Doe July 14, 2004

skipper

anything that is completly not cool and that nobody likes; or something completly idiotic.

wow that flesh eating fungus is almost as bad a skipper; man i pulled a skipper when i put a hampster in my ass.

by John Doe August 13, 2004

spoontard

Name given to staff and owners of spoono.com.

Damn spoontards crashed the server once again!

by John Doe August 16, 2004

Cavernous Asshole

1). An overly dilated anus.

2). ProteinLily.

Holy crap! ProtienLily has a cavernous asshole!

by John Doe September 8, 2004