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fing

Woah, Francie fings her index so incessantly, I wonder when her finger will become weary.
by John Smith July 11, 2003
mugGet the fingmug.

huw man

Geezer how gets big muscles from this thing called grey skull
"by the power of grey skull, i have the power!"
by John Smith January 6, 2004
mugGet the huw manmug.

gorbasm

The feeling that the American, and general western liberal elites in the media, politics and academia get when they contemplate all the actions of Mikhail Gorbachev--the man they credit with bringing peace to the world, mostly since they hate Ronald Reagan (That cowboy!) too much to credit him with the fall of the Soviet Union. Whether or not they see that development as a bad thing is another story in itself...
A Gorbasm, ladies & gentlemen, is fake. A Gorbasm is a phony feeling of bliss and euphoria. Mikhail Gorbachev was credited by the media, and by many liberals in this country, with preserving the peace and security of the planet threatened by warmonger Ronald Reagan, and with bringing freedom to Eastern Europe and what used to be the Soviet Union.

To me, the Reagan defense buildup showed that we could maintain a world-class defense and a first-class economy, and the Soviets crumbled trying to keep up.

The time for worldwide jubilation was the day the USSR disintegrated. Gorbachev’s ouster has given the best reason in the world to have that one final, but sincere, Gorbasm. For now that the communist regime has imploded, there truly is a chance for lasting peace.
by John Smith October 14, 2004
mugGet the gorbasmmug.

we will rock you

a song, which was remade for Dance Dance Revolution, which all n00bs play on beginner mode which they then fail
Dude, i cant believe i failed We Will Rock You
by John Smith February 26, 2004
mugGet the we will rock youmug.

maxlol

OMG, thats just MAXLOL!
by John Smith August 18, 2003
mugGet the maxlolmug.

Miso

Some kind of soup I've never had before. Sean Connery's favorite type of food.
Alex Trebek: Any food item, it really doesn't matter. Just a food. Let's see what you put.
Sean Connery wrote, "What is miso". Very good! The first correctly answered question of the day, miso is a kind of soup. And he wagered.. horny. Miso. Horny.
Sean Connery: AHAHAHAHAH I GOT YA GOOD THAT TIME TRRRREBEK!
by John Smith October 17, 2004
mugGet the Misomug.

young love

the forbidden love a 21 year old has for a 16 year old lolita. aka 'Jail Bait'
Hopefully Jordan pulled out of his young love so he won't be charged with statutory rape.
by John Smith May 13, 2005
mugGet the young lovemug.

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