john Smith's definitions

Towzzer

Towzzer is a extremely annoying american.

"Towzzer wouldn't stop licking me"

by John Smith August 12, 2004

Afronova

Definitely the most overplayed song on Dance Dance Revolution, known for the many freestyle moves people use on it.

This one time, i went to an arcade. where there were two people, who only played afronova 1.5 times, on light, and still failed

by John Smith February 26, 2004

u r so ql

You are so cool. Sms. language. Used to tell someone to tell them that they are cool.
Often used as a sarcastic fraise.

hi clark. u r so ql.

by John Smith August 17, 2003

Queef

A nickname of Keith Graham, often used for purposes of torment as well as just to put him in an overall sour mood. In certain situations the name queef can be a useful tool for smacking that goofy grin off of his face.

Queef stop being such a straight up geek!

by John Smith July 11, 2004

Apache Longbow

This is another US made attack helicopter.It entered service with the US Army in 1984 made by Boeing(McDonnel Douglas). It has lots of advanced avionics and control systems that can survive in all weather conditions.

This warmachine destroyed something close to 500 or more Iraqi tanks during Operation Desert Storm in 1991.

by John Smith February 14, 2004

painters

When a woman begins to ovulate and is becoming generally cranky and anooyed at everyone.

Damn, i told sarah to suck me off but then she started screaming at me, she must be on her period.

by John Smith March 21, 2003

greasy peanut butter

Something Glen always says, but we never understand.

Oh - jeesh! This is like driving in greasy peanut butter!

by John Smith January 15, 2004