Perma-Ripe

When you fling a distorted paperclip at an unsuspecting person using the aid of a rubberband. *AKA Perma*
Dude, move! I'm launching a perma!
by John May 19, 2004
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Pumpkin Beast

When someone has a horrible fake tan that makes them look very orange.
Ugh, did you see Tammy's new tan? What a pumpkin beast!
by John May 13, 2005
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Heisendate

When two people are out together, and one has romantic intentions but isn't sure that the other person does as well. The one with romantic intentions is afraid to ask the other person if he/she also has romantic intentions, because the other person might clarify that he/she DOESN'T. And that would lead to an awkward situation.

The word is a combination of Heisenberg, the scientist famous for his Uncertainty Principle, and the word date.
I thought I was getting somewhere with Jennifer last night, but it turns out it was just a Heisendate.
by John April 07, 2004
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bizneeautch

an evolution of 'bitch'
at first, the word was bitch. then, in the '90s, the gangster folk became popular and started saying "beeyatch"
which soon turned into byatch, then, the final phaze, bizneeautch
you are a bizneeautch.
by john October 10, 2004
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turtle dick

1. An uncircumsised dick. As in the way it looks b/c of the foreskin, like a turtle that is in its shell.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.
person 1: dude, im not circumsised...
person 2: ohhh, you have a turtle dick huh?
by john November 19, 2004
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dnizle

a huge parakeet that lives in a cage and eats dog food
by john June 30, 2003
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Rock

Yo, quit rockin' my shit and get your own style.
by John November 27, 2003
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