john's definitions

Uncle Tom

Originaly used to describe a black man or woman who acted white or was subserveant to whites. but expanded to include any one who sells them selves out or pretends to be something they are not.

"that girl wants you to think shes the best and baddest, but shes just a bitchy uncle tom"

by john April 29, 2003

Jeep

Verb. To place in a jeep whilst headbanging to Spice Girls.

"I'm going to Jeep my genitals"

by John September 16, 2004

f bomb

f bomb refers to the strongest weapon in one's verbal arsenal. in a time when words like 'bitch' and 'ass' have lost their shock value in pop culture, the word 'fuck' is still like dropping a bomb in polite conversation.

in junior high, my teacher called my parents because i dropped the f bomb in art class.

by John December 6, 2003

leaderoner

1) A person who gives the impression of false emotion. A.K.A. cock tease.
2) A person who rules or bosses others. A.K.A. forcer.

1) That is a leaderoner, she lead me to believe that she liked me!
2) Diana is a leaderoner.

by John June 13, 2004

Blue Screen Of Death

A bright blue screen wich pops up out of nowhere at the worst time possible and implies that your computer has encountered an error wich oftenly leads to the system freezing, crashing, and causing you to restart your computer.

Man I was on level 96 of "MYST" and I dident even get to save because of the stupid blue screen of death! Grrrr <filler> <filler> <filler> <filler>

by John October 18, 2003

media

Democratic loosers' who whine and cry because the Republican's are ALWAYS right.Moron's.

NBC-Television. ABC-Television. CBS-Television; Dan Rather

by John December 16, 2004

Pumpkin Beast

When someone has a horrible fake tan that makes them look very orange.

Ugh, did you see Tammy's new tan? What a pumpkin beast!

by John May 13, 2005