john's definitions

tupac (2pac)

A dumb and egolistic rapper who died some time in the early nineties. Very arogant and seemed to find every white person a racist, despite the fact alot of his comments were racist against white people themselves. Saying that though, he was a succesful rapper.

"Stop being such a 2pac and thinking everything i say is racist against blacks"

by John April 27, 2003

Zebrook

Having a hairy anal passage, or "canal" if you will.

I heard that girl that got stockton'd had a zebrook!!! ewwwww!

by John March 16, 2003

digital person

Someone you know only on the internet

online friends, keypals

by John April 21, 2005

battle

Short for Battle Buddy. A term used in the US Army to describe a good friend, someone you would trust with your life, and team mate in a military unit.

Soldier 1: Hey battle, cover my 6 while I clear this room.
Soldier 2: Roger that battle.

by John February 13, 2008

tokuda

a man who has an infatuation with brad pitt

Mr. Tokuda: "In order to first understand the proper network capabilities of the server capacity you must first look at this naked picture of Brad Pitt that I will put up on the big screen. Don't ask why."

by john February 22, 2005

the Bronx

Where people from Eastchester pretend to be from.

Hey Eastchester DID own part of the Bronx prior to the late 1800s. Why do you think there's a neighborhood in the Bronx called "Eastchester"?

by John December 3, 2003

ester

a really pretty girl

damn she's an ester!

by John February 3, 2005