john's definitions

fifer

a bad ass that will slit yo throat in a minute
BIATCH!!!!!!

by john May 12, 2003

dumbass

the rear fo a dumb

I was behind the dumb, almost smelling the dumbass...

by john July 21, 2003

doinker

A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.

John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown

by john September 5, 2003

Scorched Earth Policy

To make it a practice to refuse to give oral sex to all women who do not completely shave, wax, or through some other manner remove all of their pubic hair.

"Jill wanted me to go down on her but she had a landing strip down there and I have a strict Scorched Earth Policy"

by John September 15, 2004

naffa

A Big fat guy who is at an adult age who still lives with his mum and smokes weed. Also has ginger hair

Damn you dont wanna be like that guy naffa

by John January 1, 2005

wisoe

noun-whistle
slang-wisoe

hey wisoe was that you i saw on the 10 freeway with that burner?

by john November 27, 2004

Rosco

A very large penis; a penis that is great in size

Do you have a Rosco? I have a Rosco.

by John March 30, 2004