john's definitions

deucifer

A shit that has some notable characteristic making it particularly heinous. Incredibly large/smelly/painful or horrible in other ways qualifies.

"Dude, I just took Satan's own shit. Your bathroom is now possessed by Deucifer!

by John April 9, 2008

yush

the absolute equivelant to yes.

*Kyle* "Hey, are you going straight home?" *You* "Yush, ofcourse!"

by JoHn September 10, 2004

The "Default" List

A list of people you would "BANG" purely based on physical attraction. Usually a celebrity, the default list is raw lust instead of legit feelings.

I heard Anna Kournakova is a real bitch but she is on my default list anyway. She's hot! I'd bang her!!!!

by John September 24, 2003

Stephenharperitis

A disease freqently suffered by Canadian conservatives by which the face is drained of expression and party members become zombie-like tight asses. Perhaps a less severe form of santorum as suffered by American Republicans.

With horror, Stockwell realized he'd forgotten his stephenharperitis immunizations that morning.

by John November 11, 2004

drilldo

Dildo mounted on the end of an electric drill.

She got fucked hard by the spinning Drilldo.

by John December 4, 2003

rump rider

one who is the giver in anal sex. Used to call someone a homosexual.

<b>Get away from me, you rump rider

by john April 10, 2004

Episcopal

The root of the word is "overseer." It refers to a Bishop. It also refers to the Christian denomination, the Episcopal Church in the United States of America, which is part of the worldwide Anglican Church with its origins in the Church of England. (In Canada, it is the Anglican Church, in England it is the Church of England, in Scottland it is the Episcopal Church.) It began when Henry VIII broke off the church in England with the Roman Catholic Church (the Pope in Rome) and declared that the Church of England would be ruled from England, not Rome.

In the Episcopal Church in the Uniteed States, there is a structure of oversight which includes bishops with episcopal oversight over dioceses. Unlike the Anglican Church in other countries, Bishops are elected by conventions in each diocese with representation from clergy and laity.

by John May 13, 2005