Redwood

A tall, beautiful, stunning woman that has a foul-smelling vagina. (This definition is derived from characteristics of actual Redwood trees--they collect rainwater and are essentially foul and rotten on the inside)
Q: "Did you take home that tall, smoking hot model last night?" A: "Yes, I did but she was a Redwood....her pussy was very stinky... smelled like hot garbage
by joeydnewyork January 21, 2013
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Lapper Colony

An isolated community for the quarantining and treatment of Lappers--men suffering from never-ending urge to perform cunnilingus.
He is a Lapper from way back-in-the day...at some point it was so bad, he was committed to a Lapper Colony
by joeydnewyork May 13, 2025
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Sperm Banksy

An artist that is just like legendary British street artist and political activist Banksy, except instead using stencil, he uses sperm, and instead of addressing topics of war and politics, he draws dicks.
Just saw a dick spewed across the subway seat next to me...must be another pop-up from Sperm Banksy!
by joeydnewyork July 08, 2025
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Word Salad Tosser

Someone who, whilst in the midst of proffering Anal fellatio, tries to speak with their partner, and, you know, carry on a conversation at the same time.
Profferer: "Murrmurrmrmurr Hmm Murr GrrM rrmm!"

Receiver: "What?"

Profferer: "MMMRR MERR MRRRRE HMMM RMM RUMMM HURR!"

Receiver: "WHAT? Just shut up! A regular Word Salad Tosser over here!"
by joeydnewyork April 09, 2024
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Don King

A nefarious mound of pubic hair, specifically one with grey area, is stupid, and champions boxing heavyweights.
I took this old chick home from the bar, pulled her panties down, and I saw DON KING! I went down on her and he was coaching me "give it a 1 and a 2"
by joeydnewyork February 21, 2020
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Doctor Spock

A type of facial expression, specifically eyebrow movement when you catch your ho lying, cheating, if you will...

... Suspecting that someone has gone "Where No Man Has Gone Before"
My girl came back, said she went to the store, I got all Doctor Spock on her ass
by joeydnewyork February 21, 2020
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Word Salad Tosser

Someone who is not at a loss-for-words whilst bequeathing a rim job to their lover. Said yakety-jaws feels the need to continue the conversation well into the act of rimming, thus, depriving their mate from enjoying the unique erotic pleasure of analingus.
Sparks were flying in the bedroom last night--rimming was on the menu, however, the server was a real Word Salad Tosser ....yeah, he wouldn't shut the f**k up!
by joeydnewyork August 13, 2024
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