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Definitions by joeydnewyork

Sperm Banksy 

An artist that is just like legendary British street artist and political activist Banksy, except instead using stencil, he uses sperm, and instead of addressing topics of war and politics, he draws dicks.
Just saw a dick spewed across the subway seat next to me...must be another pop-up from Sperm Banksy!
Sperm Banksy by joeydnewyork July 8, 2025

Lapper Colony 

An isolated community for the quarantining and treatment of Lappers--men suffering from never-ending urge to perform cunnilingus.
He is a Lapper from way back-in-the day...at some point it was so bad, he was committed to a Lapper Colony

Word Salad Tosser 

Someone who is not at a loss-for-words whilst bequeathing a rim job to their lover. Said yakety-jaws feels the need to continue the conversation well into the act of rimming, thus, depriving their mate from enjoying the unique erotic pleasure of analingus.
Sparks were flying in the bedroom last night--rimming was on the menu, however, the server was a real Word Salad Tosser ....yeah, he wouldn't shut the f**k up!
Word Salad Tosser by joeydnewyork August 13, 2024

Word Salad Tosser 

Someone who, whilst in the midst of proffering Anal fellatio, tries to speak with their partner, and, you know, carry on a conversation at the same time.
Profferer: "Murrmurrmrmurr Hmm Murr GrrM rrmm!"

Receiver: "What?"

Profferer: "MMMRR MERR MRRRRE HMMM RMM RUMMM HURR!"

Receiver: "WHAT? Just shut up! A regular Word Salad Tosser over here!"

Doctor Spock 

A type of facial expression, specifically eyebrow movement when you catch your ho lying, cheating, if you will...

... Suspecting that someone has gone "Where No Man Has Gone Before"
My girl came back, said she went to the store, I got all Doctor Spock on her ass
Doctor Spock by joeydnewyork February 21, 2020
A nefarious mound of pubic hair, specifically one with grey area, is stupid, and champions boxing heavyweights.
I took this old chick home from the bar, pulled her panties down, and I saw DON KING! I went down on her and he was coaching me "give it a 1 and a 2"
Don King by joeydnewyork February 21, 2020

flesh lapels 

Bulbous Labiae; large vagina lips resembling the lapels on a man's sportcoat
I took this girl home last night, took her trousers off and BAM! I could have made a sandwich out of her Flesh Lapels! There were snail tracks on my floor when she walked out; her pussy dragged on the floor those things were so big!
flesh lapels by joeydnewyork November 26, 2014