joeydnewyork's definitions
Someone who is not at a loss-for-words whilst bequeathing a rim job to their lover. Said yakety-jaws feels the need to continue the conversation well into the act of rimming, thus, depriving their mate from enjoying the unique erotic pleasure of analingus.
Sparks were flying in the bedroom last night--rimming was on the menu, however, the server was a real Word Salad Tosser ....yeah, he wouldn't shut the f**k up!
by joeydnewyork August 13, 2024
Get the Word Salad Tossermug. An artist that is just like legendary British street artist and political activist Banksy, except instead using stencil, he uses sperm, and instead of addressing topics of war and politics, he draws dicks.
Just saw a dick spewed across the subway seat next to me...must be another pop-up from Sperm Banksy!
by joeydnewyork July 8, 2025
Get the Sperm Banksymug. An isolated community for the quarantining and treatment of Lappers--men suffering from never-ending urge to perform cunnilingus.
He is a Lapper from way back-in-the day...at some point it was so bad, he was committed to a Lapper Colony
by joeydnewyork May 13, 2025
Get the Lapper Colonymug. A slang phrase used in the african american community, usually among a group of males gathered on a street corner or in a barber shop, referring to a sick person who has or is suspected of having HIV/AIDS.
by joeydnewyork July 13, 2012
Get the The Long Coldmug. Someone who, whilst in the midst of proffering Anal fellatio, tries to speak with their partner, and, you know, carry on a conversation at the same time.
Profferer: "Murrmurrmrmurr Hmm Murr GrrM rrmm!"
Receiver: "What?"
Profferer: "MMMRR MERR MRRRRE HMMM RMM RUMMM HURR!"
Receiver: "WHAT? Just shut up! A regular Word Salad Tosser over here!"
Receiver: "What?"
Profferer: "MMMRR MERR MRRRRE HMMM RMM RUMMM HURR!"
Receiver: "WHAT? Just shut up! A regular Word Salad Tosser over here!"
by joeydnewyork April 9, 2024
Get the Word Salad Tossermug. A type of facial expression, specifically eyebrow movement when you catch your ho lying, cheating, if you will...
... Suspecting that someone has gone "Where No Man Has Gone Before"
... Suspecting that someone has gone "Where No Man Has Gone Before"
by joeydnewyork February 21, 2020
Get the Doctor Spockmug. A nefarious mound of pubic hair, specifically one with grey area, is stupid, and champions boxing heavyweights.
I took this old chick home from the bar, pulled her panties down, and I saw DON KING! I went down on her and he was coaching me "give it a 1 and a 2"
by joeydnewyork February 21, 2020
Get the Don Kingmug.