Sloptart

A slob with a gelatin-like body. These people are frequently seen on My Morbidly Obese Life lifting up their folds to bathe. Don't feel bad for these people, they did it to themselves.

Jody used to rest bags of Cheetos on his gut while he watched WWE. What a sloptart.

by joemammy August 02, 2019

Nerding

The act of playing video games for hours and hours. Probably while eating cheetohs and hot pockets.

*Me in the group text* Yo dudes, anyone nerding tonight? I picked up a bag of cheetohs and there's a fresh box of hot pockets in the freezer. Let's do this!

by joemammy September 03, 2016

Fap

The sound that occurs from vigorously beating your meat.

The new bangbros videos just came out. Time to fap

by joemammy July 20, 2019

Titrexpert

A gentlemen who is so extraordinarily good with female breasts that he is a titrexpert.

Jackson is such a titrexpert. He spotted this girl's breast cancer from a mile away... Literally A MILE AWAY! I was astounded at his abilities.

by joemammy January 16, 2009

Cheesers

Stank ass feet.

Get those stinky cheesers off me!

by joemammy September 03, 2016

McGrumble

That inevitable feeling you get in your stomach after eating Mickey Dees.

For breakfast I had two McBirritos, an egg McMuffin, a McHashbrown, and a McCoffee. I'm going to have McGrumbles all morning.

by joemammy September 03, 2016

LBSS

Little baby stomach syndrome. The condition that occurs when you can't handle your food or your alcohol.

Ex 1: My boy used to be able to KNOCK plates at the buffet, but lately he's been eating like a little bee-yetch!
Ex 2: "Haha look at Timmy! He just shotgunned a four loko and got a baddd case of LBSS. He looks like he's straight time travelin."

by joemammy April 29, 2015