joecoolthefool's definitions

primary party

The novel idea of having celebrities make an appearance at multiple voting sites in a primary state a politician is trying to win. The people who turn out to meet the celebrity may register to vote and give the politician an advantage. politics, politicians, Democrats, Republicans, Independents, primaries, voting, vote, Congress, bipartisan, president, President of the United States, state legislature

We're going to have a primary party tomorrow with several A-list celebrities. I think voter turnout is going to be big.

by joecoolthefool July 15, 2016

vehicular stalker

A driver who follows another car because there is something special about it. The car may be an exotic make and model or it may have fancy wheels or an unusual paint job. There is something about it that fascinates the driver. vehicle, auto, automobile, car, suv, van, motorcycle, motorbike, an exotic, luxury car, supercar, muscle car, SEMA, stalker, obsessed, surveil, harrass, follow, paparazzi, stalkerazzi

I've got to admit that I'm a vehicular stalker because when I see a Ferrari or Porsche, I've got to see it up close.

by joecoolthefool July 15, 2016

autocorrector

A person who constantly interrupts you to correct your grammar, to inform you that something you said was wrong or to add detail to something that you are saying. Even if the correction is accurate or improves what your story, it's frustrating as heck. correction, correct, autocorrect, interrupt, annoying, iphone, smartphone, talk-over, talkover, last word

My brother is the ultimate autocorrector. Every time I try to tell a story, he constantly interrupts me to add unnecessary details to the story.

by joecoolthefool July 15, 2016

tvacation

A vacation in which you visit exotic locations by watching travel tv shows. It's cheap and you get to visit many destinations. travel channel, tv, travel, vacation, exotic destinations, Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, Samantha Brown, international

Every night I take a tvacation to South America, China, Europe and Africa. It beats jumping on and off planes and spending a fortune on a real one.

by joecoolthefool July 11, 2016

fat tats

The stretch mark lines that develop along the skin as a person loses weight. It looks weird, but it's also a badge of honor for the hard work you put in losing weight. fat, overweight, obese, heavy duty booty, rotund, husky, roomy, tattoo, tats, body art, exercise, weight loss, gym, workout, lift weights, jogging, runner, Gold's Gym, weight lifting

I love my fat tats because I worked 6 days a week for 2 years to earn them.

by joecoolthefool July 9, 2016

puppy speak

The baby talk people use when they speak to and pet a dog. The people immediately talk to the dog like it's a little baby even though the dog can't understand them. canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet parents, dog, canine, pet, man's best friend

I get so annoyed when people walk up to my dog and use puppy speak. He's not a little baby people and he can't understand you!

by joecoolthefool July 7, 2016

Hulu and heavy petting

Hulu isn't considered as good as Netflix and heavy petting doesn't feel as good as sex (chill). Hulu, Netflix, Hulu and handjobs, Netflix and chill, Amazon and anal, tv, television, cable tv, network tv, sex, making out

I don't care that my girlfriend likes it more, Hulu and heavy petting isn't nearly as good as Netflix and chill.

by joecoolthefool July 4, 2016