joecoolthefool's definitions

media mindgames

The manipulative style of writing or tv presentation that tells you what you are supposed to think based upon the writer's or tv show's agenda. The title of an article is phrased 'why something that you are thinking is wrong or misguided' or a tv show that tries to manipulate facts so that a powerful argument or fact is trivialized and another idea that is trivial is given a lot of consideration. media , liberal media, CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, tv, journalism, liberal, conservative, agenda, manipulation, establishment

I am so sick of the media mindgames where they tell me the front runner who has won so many primaries is really out of touch with America! If he is out of touch then why is he winning.

by joecoolthefool July 24, 2016

Trumped up

The feeling of excitement for a Donald Trump presidency. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumpism, Trumpster, Trumper, Trumpet, make America great again, winner, winning

After that rally for the Donald, I'm Trumped up, baby!

by joecoolthefool July 23, 2016

Pork bomb

The gastric explosion in your stomach after you gorge yourself on ribs, brisket and the bbq trimmings. pig bomb, pork, bbq, bbq sauce, beef, beef ribs, baked beans, dinner, meal, food

I am still trying to digest the pork bomb I had for lunch. What did you eat? A full slab of ribs, and a pint of baked beans!

by joecoolthefool July 20, 2016

Uberbrawl

The physical altercation instigated by an Uber passenger against the driver. The passenger may be drunk, on drugs or upset about the cost of the ride. Uberbeating, Uber, Uber driver, Uber passenger, Uber fight, Uberflirting

Some fool got into my car and wanted to Uberbrawl. I was having none of that and kicked him out.

by joecoolthefool July 19, 2016

Uberflirting

The Uber driver relentlessly hits on the passenger even if she or he is not interested in them. It gets really uncomfortable when it happens in the middle of the ride and the passenger can't get out. Uber, taxi, Uber driver, Uber passenger, flirt, date, hit on

Some weirdo picked up my friend down at the mall and was Uberflirting with her for the next 20 miles, it must have been awful.

by joecoolthefool July 19, 2016

candidate abandonment

The loss of campaign staff, donor money and political support that comes from numerous primary losses. The candidate eventually must suspend his or her campaign due to lack of resources. candidate, election, campaign staff, campaign, campaigning, politics, politician, Democrat, Republican, Independent, Third Party, staffers, interns, President, Vice President, Congress, House of Representatives, Senate, State Senate, State House, Congressional districts, CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, political pundits

I can't believe that after 14 months of campaigning, we have so much candidate abandonment to our opponent. Yes, he's won every state, but the next states were looking good for us.

by joecoolthefool July 18, 2016

passive aggressive patriot

A person who walks around in public with rifles and hand guns exposed to try and show how tough they are and intimidate the people around them. active shooter, rifle, gun, mass shooting, mass casualty, homocide, hand gun, concealed weapon, terrorism, terrorist, disgruntled employee, news, CNN, Fox news, police, SWAT, shooting

Look out on aisle 10, we got a passive aggressive patriot parading around with his AR-15 on his shoulder.

by joecoolthefool July 17, 2016