Salad bar Christian

People who identify as a Christian, but pick and choose the parts of the Bible they wish to believe. They often ignore those passages that contradict or condemn their sinful lifestyle.
How can John lecture everyone about how he is such a committed Christian and then hookup with so many women. He's a salad bar Christian bro, they do whatever they want six days a week and then act pious on Sunday. unbeliever, hypocrite, religion, Christian, pastor, preacher, Bible baller, pastor pimp
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celebrity adtrap

An advertisement that promises to tell you juicy details about celebrities, movies or tv shows only to severely buffer the download and offer unwanted advertisements or information you didn’t expect. advertisements, buffer, it’s a trap, celebrity, celebrities, internet, web ad, trap, entertainment, website
I hate the celebrity adtrap at the bottom of the page on this Hollywood site. I always get stuck in it and it buffers the heck out of my phone.
by joecoolthefool May 18, 2019
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Gamer groupie

People who start playing a new video game or online game to fit in because everyone else is playing it. gamer, groupie, online game, video game, social media, facebook, twitter, Snapchat, Instagram, pokemon go, Kim Kardasian, Kim Kardashian Hollywood, millenials
I see all of these gamer groupies playing the new Pokemon Go while walking down the street. They run into other people walking by and even walk into trees because they are so absorbed with the game.
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trauma momma

A mother or motherly woman who looks after a young person after they have experienced a traumatic physical or emotional event. trauma hug, hurt hug, trauma, hurt, mom, momma, mother, caregiver, child, young person, teenager, drama
Your mom is a great trauma momma, after I scraped my knee, she bandaged it and gave me hot cocoa.
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Sports campus

The reason colleges and universities exist is no longer to educate young people for a career. They exist solely to create the best football and basketball teams, the two sports which bring in the most money for the school. These two sports fund all other sports on campus and bring in tons of money from alumni and boosters that enriches the school and pays for the spiraling salaries of the coaches and trainers. Career prep is a distant second. college, university, sports, athletics, football, basketball, education, graduate, higher education, campus, learning, class, degree, baseball, soccer, swimming, lacrosse, hockey, basketball golf, tennis
Let’s be honest, this place isn’t about getting a degree, it’s about sports. It’s a sports campus.
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pussy out or bitch up

A term telling someone to make a decision whether they are going to give up and quit (pussy out) or hang tough and stick it out (bitch up). It can also apply specifically to a woman trying to motivate another woman, it is not meant to be derogatory. bitch up, give up, determined, throw in the towel, never give up, fight
You are on mile 26 of the marathon, are you gonna pussy out or bitch up and make it across the finish line.
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Trumpinocchio

The language of President Trump where exaggeration, accusations, deflection and most importantly lies are used to address any political or personal issue with regard to the President. It drives the mainstream media nuts, but it’s effective for almost any problem in DC. Trump, the Orange King, Trumper, Trumpestuous, Trump army, 45, The Apprentice, You’re Fired, President Trump, Trumpnado, Trump armor, The Wall, Hillary Clinton, Ivanka Trump, Trumped up, language, lying, deception, Winning, Melania Trump, Trump bump, Trump trounce, make America great again, DC swamp, Trumpspeak
I loved how President Trump is never afraid to speak Trumpinocchio to the press whenever he gets in a bind.
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