joecoolthefool's definitions

death smack

The fentanyl-laced heroin that is far more potent and deadly than most heroin and is leading to numerous deaths from respiratory failure. heroin, smack, syringe, morphine, fentanyl, crap, junk, big H, mojo, scag, narcotic, miosis, pinpoint pupils, respiratory depression, respiratory failure, junkie, needle tracts, addiction

There have been so many overdoses with this new death smack that the reversal agent is now being sold over-the-counter.

by joecoolthefool October 4, 2016

Trump bump

The more obnoxious, outrageous, insulting, condescending and rude that you are, the more popular you become. It is the ultimate paradox. Trump, Donald Trump, The Donald, make America great again, The Apprentice, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpster

I don't get it, why is it whenever a jerk guy treats women badly, he gets a Trump bump and the women are drawn to him and want to get to know him. I treat women like princesses and I don't get a second look.

by joecoolthefool September 25, 2016

Shenaniguns

Pranks, joking around or horseplay with firearms. It is usually completely innocent, but occassionally results in tragic accidents. gun, guns, firearm, rifle, handgun, assault weapon, semi-automatic rifle, semi-automatic, full automatic, NRA, trigger rich, mag stacking, gunplay

My idiot cousin was spinning his .45 in his hand and it went off and shot me in the butt. Good old fashion shenaniguns.

by joecoolthefool September 19, 2016

travel channel traveler

A person who watches tv shows that take you to exotic locations to experience unique cultures and interesting people. You know that you will never get to go to many of these locations, but you live vicariously through the show. travel channel, Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, Samantha Brown, David Attenborough, exotic locations, culture, travel, explore, discover

I don't have the money to do a lot of traveling, so I sit at home turn on the tv and become a travel channel traveler.

by joecoolthefool September 14, 2016

trauma mama

A mom who hugs and comforts you when you get physically or emotionally hurt. trauma hug, hurt hug, trauma momma, handy mom, mom, mother, momma, trauma, hurt, injured, accident

Thank goodness when I was young, I had a trauma mama who took care of me after all of my skateboard accidents.

by joecoolthefool September 12, 2016

Walmart wages

Low pay and work hours that prevent you from receiving any benefits. The pay is so poor that you need food stamps and public assistance to survive. Walmart, low wages, poor, food stamps, public assistance, poverty, SNAP, corporatist, big business, the 1%, the 99%

Bro, I have no money for any luxuries in my life. I'm living on Walmart wages.

by joecoolthefool September 11, 2016

hulk withdrawal

The physical and emotional exhaustion that comes after an extremely stressful situation. hulk rage, hulk, hulkout, rage, anger, emotion, sadness, disappointment, Marvel, superhero, Avengers

I was so angry at my brother for shoving me off my bike, I went into a rage. I was so upset that now I'm exhausted and can't do anything. Bro, that's hulk withdrawal.

by joecoolthefool September 11, 2016