twiit

A tweet that is so stupid, ignorant or offensive that you question the intelligence or sanity of the person who posted it.
I was scrolling through some new tweets and came upon a twiit about women needing to stay in their place. I was initially angry, but realized the twiit came from a real twit.
by joecoolthefool October 06, 2017
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natureboy knucklehead

A free-spirited, nature-obsessed guy who often looks like Tarzan and loves hiking in the wilderness and observing wild animals. This type of guy eventually goes missing and his body is eventually found after having been ravaged by a wild animal he encountered in the woods. Tarzan, nature boy, National Geographic, wild animal, eaten alive, wolf, bear, Rick Flair, off the grid, wilderness, forest, Charles Darwin, Darwin Awards, Mick Dodge, Man vs Wild, Naked and Afraid
I can't believe some natureboy knucklehead went out into the Alaskan wilderness and got eaten by a polar bear. He earned his Darwin Award!
by joecoolthefool October 27, 2016
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frieditis

The overwhelming desire to have fried food. fried food, itis, I got the itis, fried chicken, grease, Crisco, lard
Last night, I got frieditis and went out for some chicken and waffles.
by joecoolthefool June 04, 2016
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Salad bar Christian

People who identify as a Christian, but pick and choose the parts of the Bible they wish to believe. They often ignore those passages that contradict or condemn their sinful lifestyle.
How can John lecture everyone about how he is such a committed Christian and then hookup with so many women. He's a salad bar Christian bro, they do whatever they want six days a week and then act pious on Sunday. unbeliever, hypocrite, religion, Christian, pastor, preacher, Bible baller, pastor pimp
by joecoolthefool May 28, 2015
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celebrity adtrap

An advertisement that promises to tell you juicy details about celebrities, movies or tv shows only to severely buffer the download and offer unwanted advertisements or information you didn’t expect. advertisements, buffer, it’s a trap, celebrity, celebrities, internet, web ad, trap, entertainment, website
I hate the celebrity adtrap at the bottom of the page on this Hollywood site. I always get stuck in it and it buffers the heck out of my phone.
by joecoolthefool May 18, 2019
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Gamer groupie

People who start playing a new video game or online game to fit in because everyone else is playing it. gamer, groupie, online game, video game, social media, facebook, twitter, Snapchat, Instagram, pokemon go, Kim Kardasian, Kim Kardashian Hollywood, millenials
I see all of these gamer groupies playing the new Pokemon Go while walking down the street. They run into other people walking by and even walk into trees because they are so absorbed with the game.
by joecoolthefool July 13, 2016
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political chameleon

Politicians who change their political beliefs based upon the people and corporations that give them campaign contributions or based on issues they need to support to get re-elected. politicians, Congress, Congressman, Senator, President of the United States, state government, the Establishment, the media
I hate Senator Burns, he is such a political chameleon. He supported the money for veterans a week ago and now he voted against it because an anti-government superpac wants to cut spending for tax cuts. Oh, and the superpac donated $30,000 to his re-election campaign.
by joecoolthefool August 21, 2016
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