joecoolthefool's definitions

foreigner fetish

The attraction that men and women have for people from other countries. Their accent, clothes and lifestyle give them an unexplainable coolness that attracts people from other countries to them.

I don't know what it is about French guys, they have this international vibe that just drives me nuts, 'I fall in love with them instantly'. You've got a foreigner fetish darling! je ne sais quoi, exotic, international, foreign, mysterious

by joecoolthefool October 21, 2015

Hungry hump

The large, protruding, meaty fold of skin at the base of the head in obese individuals. The fatpad is especially prominent in men with bald heads.

These football linemen are tough to catch, maybe I should grab on to their hungry hump for better leverage. fathead, bighead, hoghead, obese, fat, chunky, tubby

by joecoolthefool September 23, 2015

Trump plan

A plan with no details. You say what you want to accomplish, but give no specific details because you have none. Trump, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpster, make America great again, The Donald, Republican

Dan, how do you plan to become a millionaire in 2 years when you don't have a job?! I have some things I'm working on. I see the Trump plan.

by joecoolthefool October 8, 2016

zombie day

A day in which you are tired, disorganized and unable to get anything significant or productive done. Your to-do list doesn’t get any shorter on this day. zombies, undead, dead, unproductive, to-do list, get-r-done, the walking dead, walkers

It is 6pm and I haven’t gotten anything productive done. Today, was my zombie day!

by joecoolthefool October 30, 2018

Tour de Trump

The multi-country marathon immigrants from South America, Central America and Mexico are making to the southern border of the United States. They are traveling to America in search of a better life, but President Trump, ICE and the military will try to block their entry into the US. President Trump, Trumpkin, Trumpnado, Trumper, Trump armor, Trump triumphant, tanTrump, Trump bump, Trumpestuous, Trumpy, Trumpism, Trump chumps, Trumployee, Trumpuzzle, Trump attitude, Game of Trump, Trump hammer, Trumpstraction, Trump feast, Tour de France, marathon, race, cross country, caravan, border crossing, illegal immigrants, border war

The Tour de Trump heading for the Mexican-American border is going to consume the lamestream media and libtards for months. Oh my gosh Jack, you are such a right-wing nut!

by joecoolthefool October 26, 2018

candidate abandonment

The loss of campaign staff, donor money and political support that comes from numerous primary losses. The candidate eventually must suspend his or her campaign due to lack of resources. candidate, election, campaign staff, campaign, campaigning, politics, politician, Democrat, Republican, Independent, Third Party, staffers, interns, President, Vice President, Congress, House of Representatives, Senate, State Senate, State House, Congressional districts, CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, political pundits

I can't believe that after 14 months of campaigning, we have so much candidate abandonment to our opponent. Yes, he's won every state, but the next states were looking good for us.

by joecoolthefool July 18, 2016

busterdouglas

Noun: An event, obstacle or life situation that you think can be easily overcome, but ultimately bewilders, overwhelms, confuses and defeats you.

Verb: To shock, bewilder, confound, confuse or stump.
The term is in reference to James 'Buster' Douglas who surprisingly knocked out champion Mike Tyson. surprise, shock, obstacle, bulwark, roadblock, puzzle, perplex, confuse, confound, bewilder, overwhelm, stump

I graduated at the topmof my class and was one of the most highly recruited applicants. When my girlfriend asked me if she looks fat, I said not really and she kicked me out of the house-I can't figure women out. They are my busterdouglas.

by joecoolthefool May 30, 2016