joecoolthefool's definitions

business on top, party down below

The grooming style where a guy has a close-cropped haircut on top and wears a long bushy beard below. A hairstyle popular with musicians and hipsters. trendy, beard, hipster, musician, haircut, hairstyle, grooming

I like your new cut and now you’ve grown a beard, how very hipster of you. I don’t know, to me it says I’m business on top, party down below!

by joecoolthefool October 11, 2017

Trump Nation

The belief that America comes first, ALWAYS! He made bold promises during the campaign and intends to keep them as president.
National policy: Cut taxes for ALL Americans, rebuild the infrastructure and BUILD THE WALL.
Foreign Policy: Build a strong military & kick the butt of any nation or terrorist group that messes with you.
Every other Issue: Whatever!

Trumper, Trumpism, Trumpestuous, Trump army, Trump armor, Trump speak, Trump bump, Trump trounce, President Donald Trump, The Orange King, The Apprentice, Make America great again, Trump, The Southern Whitehouse, 45

I know he seems out of control and disorganized, but Trump Nation has got everyone on their toes.

by joecoolthefool October 13, 2017

Bob Ross therapy

The relaxed, chill feeling from listening to famous painter Bob Ross. You feel like falling asleep as he discusses his technique of painting. Bob Ross, The Joy of Painting, liquid white, Afro, sleep

Whenever I can’t fall asleep, I go to Youtube and get some Bob Ross therapy and I’m out.

by joecoolthefool October 19, 2017

stripper cash

A large bundle of $1.00 bills that may be spent on anything, not just at the strip club. strippers, strip club, $1.00, dollar bill, money, singles, honey money

I brought a lot of stripper cash to tip the valets at the hotel.

by joecoolthefool October 25, 2017

chasing the grave

Performing dangerous stunts or getting into accidents or near-accidents with or without getting hurt, but you don’t die even though you should. accidents, trauma, stunts, crash, wreck, emergency, broken bones, road rash, scorpioned, crushed, break, car crash, speed, skateboard, surgery, suture, arm cast, leg cast, neck brace, helmet

That guy just ran across the street and got clipped by a car. He was 2 inches from getting hit. He was chasing the grave.

by joecoolthefool October 25, 2017

injhurt

An athlete who is somewhere between being hurt and being injured. If you are hurt, you can get some pain meds, rest and/or physical therapy, but you can still play. An injured athlete requires a doctor’s care and can’t play anymore. injury, injured, hurt, athlete, player, sports, athletics, NFL, NBA, NHL, Olympics, football, basketball, NCAA, soccer, MLB, baseball, team, doctor, orthopedic surgeon

You aren't injured! Coach my leg feels weak, it hurts to walk. You’re injhurt, I think you can play the last quarter.

by joecoolthefool April 19, 2018

Trumptester

President Trump protesters. President Donald Trump, The Donald, The Apprentice, Make America great again, Trumper, Trump army, Trump speak

Uh oh, we have got a bunch of Trumptesters outside the building.

by joecoolthefool June 6, 2017