joecoolthefool's definitions

dongo

An animal that is part Australian dingo and part wild dog. dingo, wild dog, Australia

I knew that could not be a dingo because it didn't have the usual color. No mate, it's a dongo, part wild dog.

by joecoolthefool October 2, 2016

Status quo joe

A person who follows the herd, he does what everyone else does, nothing more or less. Someone who has no ambition for anything, no passion or drive to accomplish something special. The female version is an ordinary mary or plain jane.

I thought about asking Ted to start a business, but I knew he would say no to anything unique. He's a status quo joe. passionless, ordinary, ambitionless, no ambition, boring, average, nothing special, basic bitch

by joecoolthefool November 13, 2015

whip envy

When you wish you owned an expensive or modified car or suv you see on the street. whip, car, pimp my ride, suv, tricked out, modified, modified ride, DUB, Mercedes, BMW, Lexus, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Bentley, Rolls Royce, envy, crave, love, passion, customize, customized ride, West Coast Customs

I saw a blacked out Mercedes S Class with chrome wheels at the store. I had a major case of whip envy.

by joecoolthefool July 17, 2017

plutocratic skunkworks

The treacherous efforts of the 1% to grow their wealth and power through secretive, unethical and immoral laws created by corporate lobbyists, groups of super rich individuals and corrupt politicians. super rich, 1%, corporations, elite, multinationals, multinational corporations, lobbyist, politicians, tech companies, Wall Street, the Bilderbergs, Committee on Foreign Relations, billionaires, millionaires, plutocrat

I think the one-percent use plutocratic skunkworks to manipulate the federal government and the stock market for their own benefit.

by joecoolthefool August 13, 2016

cop a hug

A guy pretends to hug a woman, but secretly tries to touch her breast or butt in the process. cop a feel, sexual assault, groping, frotteurism, touchy feely, fondle, butt, breast, Me Too, Times Up

The director hugged me and tried to cop a hug when he squeezed my breast with his hand.

by joecoolthefool September 2, 2018

deadmail

The mail a person who has died continues to receive from companies and charities. mail, Post Office, Postal Service, deceased, passed away, loved one, death in the family

I continue to sift through tons of deadmail 2 years after my grandfather died.

by joecoolthefool July 5, 2017

Shaggy vibe

A young person who is super laid back and uses marijuana casually to stay laid back. Lebowski vibe, Shaggy, Scooby Doo, Mystery Machine, Scooby gang, marijuana, reefer, weed, doobie, Mary Jane munchies, munchies

I'm going to my camper to take a break. You and your friends give off a Shaggy vibe, so I am guessing you're not going to the camper to study.

by joecoolthefool May 27, 2016