Definitions by joecoolthefool
Pork bomb
The gastric explosion in your stomach after you gorge yourself on ribs, brisket and the bbq trimmings. pig bomb, pork, bbq, bbq sauce, beef, beef ribs, baked beans, dinner, meal, food
I am still trying to digest the pork bomb I had for lunch. What did you eat? A full slab of ribs, and a pint of baked beans!
Pork bomb by joecoolthefool July 20, 2016
Uberbrawl
The physical altercation instigated by an Uber passenger against the driver. The passenger may be drunk, on drugs or upset about the cost of the ride. Uberbeating, Uber, Uber driver, Uber passenger, Uber fight, Uberflirting
Uberbrawl by joecoolthefool July 19, 2016
Uberflirting
The Uber driver relentlessly hits on the passenger even if she or he is not interested in them. It gets really uncomfortable when it happens in the middle of the ride and the passenger can't get out. Uber, taxi, Uber driver, Uber passenger, flirt, date, hit on
Some weirdo picked up my friend down at the mall and was Uberflirting with her for the next 20 miles, it must have been awful.
Uberflirting by joecoolthefool July 19, 2016
Stylin profilin
You get dressed up in your best suit or your best outfit with your make up on point and your hair done right and you go out on the town to get noticed. style, looking sharp, dressed to the nines, GQ, man at his best, show stopper, a 10, knockout, beauty queen, debutante, male model, model, gorgeous
It had been a while since I had gone out on a date. My friend set me up with this guy and I had just bought a new dress. I don't like to brag, but I was stylin profilin, girl.
Stylin profilin by joecoolthefool July 19, 2016
candidate abandonment
The loss of campaign staff, donor money and political support that comes from numerous primary losses. The candidate eventually must suspend his or her campaign due to lack of resources. candidate, election, campaign staff, campaign, campaigning, politics, politician, Democrat, Republican, Independent, Third Party, staffers, interns, President, Vice President, Congress, House of Representatives, Senate, State Senate, State House, Congressional districts, CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, political pundits
I can't believe that after 14 months of campaigning, we have so much candidate abandonment to our opponent. Yes, he's won every state, but the next states were looking good for us.
candidate abandonment by joecoolthefool July 18, 2016
passive aggressive patriot
A person who walks around in public with rifles and hand guns exposed to try and show how tough they are and intimidate the people around them. active shooter, rifle, gun, mass shooting, mass casualty, homocide, hand gun, concealed weapon, terrorism, terrorist, disgruntled employee, news, CNN, Fox news, police, SWAT, shooting
Look out on aisle 10, we got a passive aggressive patriot parading around with his AR-15 on his shoulder.
passive aggressive patriot by joecoolthefool July 17, 2016
primary party
The novel idea of having celebrities make an appearance at multiple voting sites in a primary state a politician is trying to win. The people who turn out to meet the celebrity may register to vote and give the politician an advantage. politics, politicians, Democrats, Republicans, Independents, primaries, voting, vote, Congress, bipartisan, president, President of the United States, state legislature
We're going to have a primary party tomorrow with several A-list celebrities. I think voter turnout is going to be big.
primary party by joecoolthefool July 15, 2016